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sausage

used in the place of a large snake.
That sausage was huge and it swam in the water.

Sausages can swallow eggs whole.
by katttttttieeeeeee March 19, 2005
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sausage

The jesture of hitting two clenched fists together. Usually used as a greeting or a farewell jesture.

Usually initiated by saying the word "sausage".
"Yo dude. Sausage!" "Catcha later dude. Sausage!"
by theinkman April 28, 2006
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sausage

Those girls we saw at the club were such sausages!
by anonymous March 6, 2005
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sausage wagon

when an employee at ETSU loves the dick the size of a wagon. (Kyle is the size of a wagon)
See also snoogling
David W loves Kyle's sausage wagon.
by Keith November 19, 2004
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sausage boner

when a males penis is erect. It resembles a link of a sausage beacuse of its spots and discoloration.
Slade Patterson's sausage boner
by amilio October 2, 2006
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vegetarian sausage

A vegetarian sausage can describe a "vegetarian person" who wants to eat meat, and buys "meatlike products" made out of plant material. Why call yourself a vegetarian if you're going to buy products named after meat that is made up of plant life? Cuz you're a "Vegetarian Sausage".
This means you can refer to people as a "vegetarian sausage", if they eat "fake meat" made out of plant products. This is the hypocritical high point, because vegetarians who eat "fake meat" really want " real meat", but can't eat it because they cringe about the animal dying, so they just eat "fake meat", such as a "vegetarian sausage".

Point: If a vegetarian wants to be a true "non-eat eater" vegetarian, why do they try to make "meat" out of vegetables? BTW: Studies have shown that plants actually feel injuries, and recoil from "pain". Plants have feelings, too, you know!

If you're trying to "mask" the fact you want real meat by eating vegetarian sausages, "burgers", "jerkey" "eggs" etc made out of plants, you plainly are a "vegetarian sausage"! (A person who says they are vegetarian, but eats food named after real meat).
by Rurik The Vred October 21, 2011
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sausage fest

when a guy with a teckniquely smaller dick puts it into someones huge dick's penis hole
oh man, i wish he was here so we could have a sausage fest

mmmm. i love friday nights.. dad makes sausages ;)
by mr mobilio September 26, 2010
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