Shark

To shark is to put one's dick inside of a nose, this is usually done in rehab when people are having withdrawals and just want to snort anything, so they would snort each other's cum.

I was chillin' in my house when a drug addict hopped in from my window and sharked me.

by Cock Crammer May 26, 2023

Shark Bile

A brutally-strong alcoholic drink on the scale of everclear.

Ingredients: Blueberries, Everclear, Kraken, Sprite, Agave Nectar / Simple Syrup

Ferment blueberries in everclear container for three days. Remove blueberries. Add 3/4 everclear to 1/4 kraken with a few drops Agave Nectar. Water down with Sprite.

"Dude, what happened to you last night?"
"Bro, I started out with three shots of shark bile. I couldn't remember my own name."
"Damn, that stuff's strong."

by sylvainIce March 3, 2014

Shark

An animal that resides underwater, you sick bastard. Get some help.

Jim : Hey let's do that 'shark' thing together
Tom : Jim what the fuck is wrong with you

by Generic_Name idk August 16, 2023

Scary Flying Shark

An song that has the lyrics “Scary flying shark, scary flying shark bla bla bla”

person 1: “have you heard of the song Scary Flying Shark!?”

Person 2: “leave me alone please you kept me in your basement for long enough.

Person 1: “oh your so silly!”

by Scary Flying Shark! December 28, 2024

Shark

To screw in a pool or body of water

Hay baby wanna go
lets shark right here in the hot tub

by yaesdaddysharkme September 29, 2022

Shark Gang

A disgusting group of degenerates. They try to start gang wars with spider-man whale gang, but fail every time.

Shark Gang reminds me of my wife, only three people care about them and they get bullied for it.

by BeansMcgee June 8, 2019

Shark

You came here from the definition of Urban Dictionary, didn't you?
Shark is a sea creature. Not a sexual position.

This guy is so gullible, he searched "Shark" on Urban Dictionary, even though he knows what a shark is.

by I hate fortnite kids March 6, 2025