Dumb Potato

No you're not

"I'm the definition of a dumb potato"

*makes a definition on urban dictionary just to use as a reply in a text*

Dumb Potato by William "beau" turner May 4, 2017

ass potato 

a guy who hogs his gf's ass and doesnt let his freind have a turn.

you are such an ass potato! u promised i could have a turn too!

ass potato by nobody else here October 16, 2017

lazy potato 

someone who has no life and sits on the couch and looks resembles a potato

person one:"wow is that a potato!"
person two:"no its just jim he hasn't gone outside in a month"
jim:"hey do you two mind handing me the chips over there i would but its to far"
jim's mom:"YOUR 22 GO GET A LIFE JIM! AND STOP BEING A LAZY POTATO"

lazy potato by da cancer of life January 26, 2018

Bloody Potato 

When a male with a chode sleeps with a female on her period

"Sup, chode! Can't believe you nailed her with a bloody potato!"

Bloody Potato by Basic Grizz January 11, 2019

National Potato Day 

April 16th is national potato day! On this day, you will go around to random people and say “I like potatoes” to celebrate national potato day!

National Potato Day: On this day, we celebrate the rememberence of potatoes. Albert Johnson invented the potato (found it), on a farm in 1565.

National Potato Day by iLife was April 15, 2019

Hoe potato

A hoe that moves quickly from one partner to another in a small circle of friends.

"damn, she sleept with Joe yesterday and now she's leaving with his best friend?! She a hoe potato!"

Hoe potato by Miss_einna April 28, 2019

vanilla potato 

A grown-ass white man who uses puns way too often, is a proud to be a momma's boy, and is usually named Michael.

"Hey girl! How was your date with Tinder Mike?"
Mia rolled her eyes and replied, "Ugh, he was such a vanilla potato".

vanilla potato by Anewmia June 15, 2019