Singapore Math

A girly form of practical pseudo-street math promoted on social platforms like TikTok and Instagram, which makes someone feel that they are getting a good deal or bargain, or that they are smartly saving rather than splurging their cash away.

“Singapore Math” is a cousin of “Girl Math.” It’s like freely or unashamedly taking home a dozen-plus sachets of sugar, salt, ketchup, and chili sauce from McDonald’s, when you’ve only ordered the cheapest set meal on offer.

by Numerati October 24, 2025

Math Policy

Math policy means that 32 ×1 is always 32 , but any other number multiplied by 1 , is always Not 32 , no matter what . My teacher tought me this lesson yesterday

33×1 is not an example of math policy . Because 33×1 does not equal 32

by Mathpolicyguy October 9, 2020

Math

Hell on Earth. It's one of the tools teachers use to torture you at school. It's even in your homework... Math is watching you...

Me: I'm at home so I don't have to do math.
My dad: Remember your homework.
Me: Ugh

by miku the hatsune February 4, 2021

Math

A type of sorcery, far above all others, and practised by wizards far above the level of Merlin, such as Archimedes, Pythagoras and Euler.

Harry Potter fan: Hey bro I wish I could go to hogwarts
Asian kid: There's a magic school better then hogwards, it's called math class

Dickwad: Hey look at that nerdy asian kid doing his Math
Smart (not asian smart) dude: Careful dude he's gonna blast your brain to smithereens with his linear algebra shit

by Shit,Ts-gei August 14, 2020

Zombie Math

When canned and conventional math methods (or dated and dead ideas) live on, and anxious teachers and parents rely on old school techniques to solve word problems, especially when oft-visual problem-solving strategies are available to help students with “look-see” solutions.

Tens of thousands of American math teachers are stuck with zombie math, refusing to experiment with Singapore’s more intuitive bar model method in solving brain-unfriendly math questions.

by Numerati December 9, 2024

Math

A useless piece of crap that makes everyone want to literally drown themselves in a pool of spit

What do math and a broken pencil have in common? They’re both pointless.

by puppydog16377383 November 9, 2019

Math

Something everyone likes at the start(in kindergarten), but soon has 1010101000110100001101001011100110010000001100010011000010111001101101001011000110110000101101100011011000111100100100000011011010110010101100001011011100111001100100000011011000110111101110100011100110010000001101111011001100010000001101110011101010110110101100010011001010111001001110011 excuses to NOT do math class

Math:
M Mental
A Abuse
T To
H Humans

by MischievousSisterz Words May 24, 2024