Sure shot

A man who unexplainably knocks up every girl he screws one time.

When Dana told John about her pregnancy, he knew he was a sure shot.

by Ebeling June 22, 2003

the golden shot

when a man urinates in someones mouth.

"Kenny wane game his son the golden shot"

by two guys from eastern kentucky June 24, 2009

shot putter

code word for an ugly person: the further the shotputt the uglier the girl

ew look at the shotputter. Yeah shes got like 100 yards

by meredith February 24, 2005

Espresso Shot

When your ass cheeks are spread wide enough for someone to poor coffee into your waiting asshole for a tasty beverage with a bit of kick to wake you up in the morning. After allowing the hole to naturally froth, your sexual partner will suck all brown liquid out with a flourish.

"She has a pep in her step this morning"
"Her boyfriend made her an espresso shot. Apparently it was pretty tasty."

by Sully_The_Big_Blue_Monster October 08, 2018

shots fired

what you say after you fart/ blow a hole in your chonies; replacement for "safety"

johnny: "shots fired"
timmy: "you got fart particles on my chorizo!"

by lilbigmouth June 28, 2010

self shot

The unfortunate event of jizzing in your own eye when you are masturbating

James: Man, last night was weird
Andrew: How so?
James: I was whacking off and i shot myself in the eye...
Andrew: ...So you self shot...?
James: ...Yea...
Andrew: ...
James: ...
Andrew: ...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Andrew goes and tells all of James' firends)

by Bob (no, i don't self shoot) April 12, 2006

mercy shot

when the friend who is controlling your alcohol intake gives you one more shot to help alleviate the horrible head buzz you get from drinking just under the amount you need to get drunk.

Though she had had a few too many drinks,Kyle gave Erica a mercy shot so her head would stop spinning and then took the bottle away.

by ricarocks18 May 08, 2008