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Muffin Punch

A Muffin Punch (informally known as a Punchmeister) is a cocktail typically comprised of butterscotch DeKuyper, vodka and a dash of Bailey's. Usually drunk as an accompaniment to shilling your crypto-bags on Twitter or relaxing in the bath listening to an episode of the world's greatest cryptocurrency podcast, Crypto Weekly.
I'm buying up large quantities of rope stocks sipping on a Muffin Punch.
by P Money MD February 11, 2019
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Midwest Muffin

When a male gapes out another males ass with his fist and then takes a muffin (Flavor of his choice) and starts to feed the gaping hole the muffin. When the asshole tightness back up the male then proceeds to suck put the muffin with his mouth and his hands tied behind his mouth
The other day I walked in on bill and tom doing a "Midwest Muffin"
by bignawstydawg April 10, 2015
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Dental Muffin

When a guy goes down on a girl while she has a yeast infection.
Rebecca is a dirty whore. Phil ate her out last night and she gave him a dental muffin.
by Filth. E. McNasty September 4, 2013
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rage muffin

a pet name for someone who rages often
how's my rage muffin doing this morning?
by stacylaceyjohnson October 15, 2017
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Muffin Breath

And endearing term for a new friend that you meet that you feel comfortable around, and who you'd like to lightly prod so that they feel this way around you, and let down their guard etc.
Also, there is a strong connotation here towards the act of eating muffins, which like a good friend make you feel satiated and comfortable.
Person 1: Hey muffin breath!

Person 2: :P Heya
by 1337Gamer August 20, 2013
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Craze Muffin

Someone whose CrAzY but also cute.
Wesley is such a craze muffin!
by Bubbubz July 25, 2016
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Cunt muffin

Damn look at her cunt muffin showing.
by Tony macaroni April 24, 2019
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