Morning Wood

Your morning boner, for boys.

Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.

by jiminsloml May 20, 2022

Moaning

Something that people in porn overexaggerate.

Bitch why tf you moaning so much he's literally just eating cheese

by I’m not here. June 7, 2022

morning shakes

somebody who is an alcoholic and wakes up shaking, needing to drink alcohol to feel okay and function

“why is bro shaking over there” “dudes got the morning shakes, that dudes livers like iron”

by wtw717 June 12, 2022

Monging it

When someone Pompeii’s after to many billies

Sois stop monging it, or I’ll draw on your face again!

by Al Sama Bin Ladin June 12, 2022

MorningstarOption

1. When you and your significant other are both awake early at night and (at least) one of you has a morning wood, so you decide if you two should let it slide or let it slide in

2. A person hiding their heart of pure gold and soul of pure passion behind the wall of troll comments, lewd propositions and so much in your face homoerotic concepts, that even Alan Carr asks them to turn it down a notch

1.

Johnny Depp: Would you look at that chub. What's our MorningstarOption?
Amber Heard: Leave me alone, Johnny, BFD, you have a boner, what am I supposed to do, shit myself?

2.

Mike: Hey, anyone has any idea how a guy can get a Green Card?
MorningstarOprion: how bout that, I get you in here, we get married in a quickie, and I get you a job being chained to my fridged and getting skullfucked daily until you learn Indian?

by MikeRotchHurtz June 19, 2022

Morningside Middle School

Ratchet ass school👎👎

Girl: What is Morningside Middle School
Boy: a nasty, ghetto and ratchet school

by Yourfav.chi July 20, 2022

Mooning Devon

smoking zaza

"Bro this weekend we're going to be Mooning Devon so much."

by AnxieTea September 15, 2022