Hot Lunch

Railroad term for a steaming pile of human shit. Often encountered by railroad personnel near stations, and crossings.

Train operator informs radio controller of a hot lunch blocking the entrance to the first cab on train 32. Train operator apologizes to passengers that they will need to exit, and train will have to divert to the cleaning station before resuming operations.

by singleandafraid:( December 9, 2024

Free Lunch

A person who is easy to rob, kill or anything negative along those lines are considered free lunch.

“Yo, you need 50? There’s this dude up the block on 15th, he’s free lunch I even stuck him up last week.”

by RizzEdgeLord January 3, 2025

Thai Lunchbox

When you stack two “lady boys” on top of one another, make devil horns with a hand (pinky and index finger), and finger bang their assholes like two chopsticks.

I was so drunk in Bangkok that I thought I was taking two girls back to my hotel room, but I ended giving them a Thai Lunchbox and sent them on their way.

by anonymous January 15, 2025

Thai Lunchbox

When you stack two “lady boys” on top of one another, make devil horns with a hand (pinky and index finger), and finger bang their assholes like two chopsticks.

I was so drunk in Bangkok that I thought I was taking two girls back to my hotel room, but I ended giving them a Thai Lunchbox and sent them on their way.

by anonymous January 15, 2025

Indian lunch box

Indian Lunch Box
noun
When someone seems simple, quiet, or low-key at first—but once things heat up, it turns into a surprisingly spicy, intense, and unforgettable experience.

Indian lumch box “I thought it was gonna be chill… nah bro, that was a whole Indian lunch box.”

by Sm3fr March 22, 2026

School Lunch

Something that is beyond belief as to how badly it has failed and on how many levels. Something that has been messed up so badly that it could only possibly be compared to David Seymour's New Zealand School Lunch programme.

"Wow, that went badly, didn't it?"
"Yep, it's turned into a real School Lunch"

by chaicow March 16, 2025

Toddler Lunch

A chaotic, strangely endearing meal that looks like it was curated by a tiny drunk person with no concept of food groups. Typically includes 3–7 unrelated items such as four Goldfish crackers, half a string cheese, two grapes (one already bitten), a cold hot dog, a pancake with no syrup, and something suspiciously wet. Bonus points if it’s served on a plastic plate shaped like a dinosaur or unicorn.

“I forgot to pack lunch so I just raided the fridge and now I’m eating a full toddler lunch at my desk like a gremlin.”

by Biofuel-Et April 22, 2025