Bung Licker 

The wise fellow who has a wife or female friend who allows him to spread her ass cheeks wide and press his nose close to her bunghole and slowly inhale the delicious aroma of her tail end. Gently licking her balloon knot, tasting the residue left from a few days of not bathing. Licking the taste away and enjoying every second of it. Stabbing the tounge in and out of her sphincter also increases the experience as well as increases the chance of bringing her to anal orgasm.

Gayle and I had a hell of a good time at the Adult Movie Awards. We retired back to our suite and when the door closed, she raised her skirt and pulled her soaked panties down and bent over the back of the couch with her knees on the cushions, legs spread wide. I knew what she wanted. I kicked my shoes off and knelt behind her. Spread her beautiful butt cheeks wide and was her Bung Licker for the evening.

Bung Licker by The King Cornholer March 28, 2008

Arse Licker 

Someone who will do anything to impress a certain person, even if they make a fool out of themselves.

"Hey Joe, let me tie your shoelace for you!"

"What an arse licker."

Arse Licker by milldotarmy March 16, 2009

lickadickaday 

An old prank played in school playgrounds since time began. Involves asking someone if they 'lickadickaday'. If lucky, the person becomes confused and although not fully understanding, will say yes anyway.

RTJ: Herman, do you lickadickaday?
Hermanator: Yeah
RTJ: You're Bent - you lick-a-dick-a-day
Hermanator: Piss off

lickadickaday by rtj loco January 2, 2004

rat-licker

A person who refuses to wear a mask, or take any of the basic precautions to help society prevent an air born illness during an epidemic.

( In reference to the bubonic plague being spread by rats. )

I went to the mall for some new underwear, but had to leave. Too many Rat-lickers.

rat-licker by For the greater good August 15, 2020

turd licker

one who places the tongue upon shit

the neighbors dog left a steamer on the lawn which prompted the turd licker to have a taste

turd licker by scart July 11, 2003

Pot licker 

One whom is deserving of a judy chop.

Hey diemon dave! Go give that pot licker a judy chop!

Pot licker by 2Drunk2TasteDisChicken January 19, 2022

lint licker

A slur of sorts, unbeknownst to me and most others until used in the orbit commercial. Sounds like a slur you'd call a lesbian to me, but no one really knows.

Wife: Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?
Mistress: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint licker!

lint licker by iBook June 4, 2007