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Jesse Wilson

A mythical master of everything, possibly a secret agent or a robot in disguise.
How can I be more like James Bond or Jason Bourne?

Psh, fat chance n00b they're Jesse Wilson's.
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Jessiah

Messiah is a person selfe contimplated. Is very losse and also a HUGE dick. While he may have a huge dick he will romance woman of his choice.
Jessiah is a real man.
by Jaykay47 January 9, 2018
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Jesus Freak

A true Jesus Freak is one whose life has been changed by the unfailing love of Jesus Christ. They spend time in his word and choose to live for him. They do not try to cram Jesus down your throat, but instead they simply try to show you the love of Christ by their actions and behaviors. They trust that God will do the rest.
(Note: True Jesus Freaks do not live this way as an act, they are genuine people.)
Nick is such a nice guy, it wouldn't surprise me if he is a Jesus Freak.
by HeckaBeats January 26, 2010
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yall need jesus

when someone is so stupid they need jesus to help guide their ways
I had to tell this guy rahim yall need jesus because he was so stupid
by aolifie June 5, 2014
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Jessy

Jessy is a very laid back person. He's really awesome to talk to and can make girls smile. He's short, has wavy brown hair and has an attractive face. He thinks he's going to be forever alone with cats but we all know hes not. And last but not least he has an amazing smile.
Jessy is so awesome! Who wouldn't want to be his friend?
by IndigoTurtles November 29, 2012
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bong hits 4 jesus

Bong hits for Jesus is a banner displayed on Telivision in Juneau, Alaska. The student who held the banner sued the school in Morse v Fredrick
See bong hits
P1: Hey did you here about Bong hits 4 jesus?
P2: Yeah that guy was using free speech
P1: No he was violating the School drug use code
by Thataso March 23, 2007
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jesus cunting christ

A wonderfully profane thing to yell when you are extremely angry, with an emphasis on the final word (as demonstrated in the example below).
Jesus cunting CHRIST, Tim!! Did you really have to go drop that giant 127 lb. anvil on my foot??
by tiny cheeseburger December 12, 2008
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