Jacob

A gay fat ass that only gives a shit about himself and will abuse you
Stay away from Jacobs

Son: who is that in the alley
Mom: oh that's a jacob stay away he will rape you

by Bingbangbongboi November 15, 2019

Jacob

He's shy at first but as you get to know him he will think as you are a friend. He will try to be funny and if it offends someone he will quickly apologize. He has a hard life but always puts on a smile because he doesn't want anyone to worry about him. Loves to play sports and games. And when someone is sad he trys to help and cheer them up. He falls in love pretty easily but trys to get over it. If you are playing a sport and someone gets hurt he will forget about the fans and run over to help. Take my word for it, I am a Jacob.

Person: gets hit
Jacob: *runs over* are you ok?
Person: yeah, thanks

by Steavo10 November 16, 2020

Jacob

A being who is made out of pure light and yet is shrouded in darkness. He wanders the Earth looking for his lost love, and is currently residing in the cold desolate place known as Wisconsin.

Jacob please spare us from your fiery wrath.

by Paypayufo December 4, 2020

Jacob

A bloke who really likes the word 'fuck'

Jacob really likes the word fuck

by evilgoblins69 November 22, 2021

jacob sanger

Real Big Chinned guy. Has a big johnny and never has a full tank of gas. J cole enthusiast

John: Whats your personality like?
Goblin: Oh like a jacob sanger wannabe

by owenzachkortlops12334i4 November 28, 2023

Jacob

Big fat bootie ass made from semen and WAP

Arrrghhhh

OMG Jacob sucks dick do much

by Bitch 696969 April 11, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a bandwagon boy. He loves men and wants much attention. He talks to coach hours on end in hopes of getting to start cleanup

Jacob is mentally ill

by Ddndnd June 6, 2019