Fucked the Couch

When you fail at a big opportunity, because going offline and talking to normal people exposes how weird and extreme your politics are. Similar to "showed my power level."

"He was up for the position, but he started talking about how women are the property of their husbands, and should get married at age fifteen. They really fucked the couch when they hired him."

by JSpaulding August 10, 2024

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Fucked Your Iguana

Committing hateful or shockingly evil acts upon a person's loved one.

You were so despondent we thought someone fucked your iguana.

by Cletus Polk August 10, 2024

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Fuckled

When you laugh during sex

Man I fuckled so hard when she sneezed.

by Mrcaudle September 8, 2023

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Refers to a situation, event, person, object, or any general thing that is in every shape and form beyond repair. At no point is said thing salvageable, and if by some miracle it was, it wouldn't be worth the effort one would go through to salvage it. It's fucked solid.

"Dude what happened to my car, you said you were fixing it!?"
"It's fucked solid bud."

by Eusophocleas September 13, 2023

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fuckedupishness

The quality or state of being somewhat messed up, wrong, or in disarray.

After reviewing the team's hasty attempt at fixing the software bug, Jane sighed and commented on the overall 'fuckedupishness' of their solution, suggesting they take a more systematic approach next time.

by Yakety Yak September 22, 2023

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