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Dick Job 

What someone wants to do to you,when they plan on fucking you over(and they have no intention of being good in any type of way),or it can also mean just getting screwed over in general....Also,it can mean something is just a bunch of BS.
“Man,this job is a total dick job.” “I’m going to fuck over this motherfucker(and not be responsible in any type of way at all).”.....”Look at this traffic,it’s a total dick job.”
Dick Job by jim6471 April 13, 2021
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Dick discipline 

The act of men not engaging in sexual activities even when the opportunity is there.
'She undressed herself and tried to seduce me. My dick discipline was strong and I walked away.'
Dick discipline by rsndomuserr November 6, 2022

Crazy Dick Syndrome 

1) When one's penis cause's a girl to become crazy with passionate dick lusting rage.

2) When one's girl becomes crazy after interaction with the d.
Why is your girl all crazy like that?

She's got the crazy dick syndrome.

Damn, your dick makes all the ladies crazy. Should stop sticking it in some many bitches.
Crazy Dick Syndrome by DMaster July 17, 2014

sashimi dick 

The term given to the male genitalia after repetitive, extensive use, leaving it raw and tender much like sashimi, or sushi. It is thus rendered incapable to perform it's erectile duties.
Eric spent the day with Mary Palm and her five sisters. Eric now has sashimi dick.
sashimi dick by tricky_dicky January 27, 2015

Moby Dick's Dick 

A dick of a dick is a dick of course. Except for when you can fuck all 7 seas simultaneously... it is the most "BRUTE-iful" thing imaginable. Some people say they have been cured of serious ailments and diseases from even blessing the family supper with mention of this monstrous pecker... one person reported having given cancer... "CANCER". But to the average non-blubber Hunter... they would never know... anal rippage at such a degree.
Father: Son, I want you to know that I love you and I want you to take care of the family if I don't return... you are 17 and you are almost ready to take care of the family and everything we have...

Son: But my father please don't go...

Father: My boy it is my time to face Moby Dick's dick!!!!
Moby Dick's Dick by ADDT-JACE February 8, 2015
When you've reached a maximum erection and your penis is capable of long-distance ejaculation.
His Mega Dick was beyond any she had ever seen.
Mega Dick by Dr. T-meme February 12, 2017