College 4 for 4

Nicotine, Caffeine, Alcohol, THC

Dude 1: I’m about to pull a college 4 for 4
Dude 2: Fuckin dumbass

by BuzzBoy30 December 24, 2020

Trinity College Blakeview

TCB is the absolute shit of all the other Trinity Colleges. We are pretty much the public school of all of them. We aint fancy and we aint prep. We have the early years to year 4's screaming "MIDDLE BELLLLL" and you have them year 5 - 6's who think THEY'RE THE SHIT (when they're not). Then you have them WEIRD ASS YEAR 7's WHO CUT THEIR HATS INTO LITTLE STRIPS AND THINK ITS 'FASHION' LIKE SIR WE AINT THE GHETTO GLUE IT BACK. And the year 8's hang around with the little year 7 THOTS. The year 9's are chill but some are weebs and weird but thats ok. The year 10's are stressed and emotional and gangsta bc they have all these tests going on towards the end of the year. we gang gang. (i ship collions and ford)

You: Trinity College Blakeview is the GOAT. im finna send my kids there homie dog.

by BxbyGirlMaddi November 24, 2020

community college dropout

1. When you accidentally let a small piece of shit slide out your ass and into public view while trying to hold a pebble shit together.
2. A huge public fail which is easily avoided by 99.9% of people who pay-the-fuck-attention-to-life.

1. Duuuude! Yo, I thought she had look straight and a minute later, a community college dropout came sliding out her shorts!

2. Did you hear that Nikki is a community college dropout?

by HangTrumpFromTheNeck November 26, 2020

Primus PU College

A place of no education but of vada pavs and soya sticks.

This so called "Educational institute" will not give you a report card in time and will send you a pdf of the topper's faces instead.

Primus PU College? Ewwww

by CuriousSamurai August 7, 2023

McKinnon Secondary College

This school is a literal wolf in sheep’s clothing. Voted as Victoria’s no.1 public school, in reality the school is terrible and must be avoided at all cost. During open days, the school takes on a friendly approach. However, as the new coming students are hushed past the school gates, its positive manner is forgotten and the school displays a harsh, cold environment to the students. The school readily allows bullying to get out of hand and prevents students from taking self defensive actions against bullies. A former Year 7 student once reported feeling nauseous after his head was forced into a cupboard and beaten by belts by his peers. The unnamed student then went on to report the incidents but was turned down by the student managers for “lack of evidence” and “we don’t have the resources to investigate.” The authors can also recall an incident where they were rejected from all activities by the entire class and laughed at behind their backs. The intense bullying severely affected their mental health and grades. When questioned by the same teachers who turned to blind eye to the previous bullying, they too dismissed our claims as outlandish and “unlikely to happen in such a privileged school.”

Thomas (tired from bullies): Mom, do I reeeaally have to go to McKinnon Secondary College? I hate it there, kids bully me everyday so much I want to shoot it up if this was America.
Mom: C’mon darling, it can’t be that bad. The principal looked nice, no cap.

Thomas (eye rolls): That’s because he’s putting up a show for the parents, on purpose.

Mom (already brainwashed by the school): How dare you!!! You have no rights! I’m going to spank you now and you’re gonna apologize to the good man Lachlan Noble!
Thomas: 💀

by LeakedUrSecrets September 8, 2023

mt maria college

the worst place in the world

P1: what school do you go to?
P2: Mt Maria College
P1: I feel so sorry for you

by vcbvn March 17, 2020

Sarah Lawrence College

Where kids are grinding hazelnuts at 2 a.m. You never call your teacher "professor." Where the weird kids in high school are considered normal and the normal kids are considered weird. You will walk in on your roommate having gay sex at any given point in the day... or night. The whole experience is devised as fuck.

Lesbian 1: Yo dude who are you writing about for your conference project in Underwater Basket-Weaving Through the Lens of Feminist Intersectionality in 1800's France?
Lesbian 2: Borg....
The one straight person on campus: These Sarah Lawrence College kids are fucking weird

by lesbianpantyslider69 October 5, 2022