Monterey Polytechnic College is one of the best colleges in the states. Founded in 1557 BC (the actual oldest college), the institution provides a world-class education in the vibrant city of Monterey, CA. Its STEM program is among the most prestigious -- on par with MIT, Caltech, etc. Nevertheless, the school remains largely unknown to the world, with its faculty and students operating the most extensive underground network for boba-high mermaids and boba dealers that has ever existed.
Monterey Polytechnic College is Joanna's dream school.
Anna studies computational neuroscience at Monterey Polytechnic College.
After graduating from Monterey Polytechnic College, Jack founded a boba empire in Antarctica.
Anna studies computational neuroscience at Monterey Polytechnic College.
After graduating from Monterey Polytechnic College, Jack founded a boba empire in Antarctica.
by Matrix Ender November 15, 2018
A college like no other in the heart of the Adirondacks. A very beautiful campus on which almost everyone smokes marijuana and gets drunk on a Friday night.
by coffee_by_the_pot May 30, 2022
Where kids are grinding hazelnuts at 2 a.m. You never call your teacher "professor." Where the weird kids in high school are considered normal and the normal kids are considered weird. You will walk in on your roommate having gay sex at any given point in the day... or night. The whole experience is devised as fuck.
Lesbian 1: Yo dude who are you writing about for your conference project in Underwater Basket-Weaving Through the Lens of Feminist Intersectionality in 1800's France?
Lesbian 2: Borg....
The one straight person on campus: These Sarah Lawrence College kids are fucking weird
Lesbian 2: Borg....
The one straight person on campus: These Sarah Lawrence College kids are fucking weird
by lesbianpantyslider69 October 05, 2022
A dingy kind of school that prides itself on being university prep. Administration is not the most helpful; neither are the guidance counsellors. Obviously the only school with buses on the road when the region declares it a snow day. Two exams per course, instead of one. Mental health of the students is not the greatest, but hey they’ve got a nice field though!!
Guy 1: What's wrong with Elise, why is she at school?
Guy 2: She's at mentor college (n.) remember? They don't get snow days...
Guy 1: Oh...hey they've got a nice field tho
Guy 2: She's at mentor college (n.) remember? They don't get snow days...
Guy 1: Oh...hey they've got a nice field tho
by centor mollege August 19, 2019
State Prison of Southern Michigan. The world's largest maximum security prison complex, located on Cooper Rd. a few miles north of Jackson, Michigan
by Prozac The Clown February 16, 2009
Bunch of bitches who are rich and think tthey are superior to other private schools and the girls want the boys attention soo much they send them nudes. Toss pots whos parents dont give two shits about and the boys are all tories with daddies car.
Someone: oh how do you know thats a clifton college school girl?
Me: she has breakfast at the downs and takes aesthetic photos
Me: she has breakfast at the downs and takes aesthetic photos
by Cliftonhatepage November 07, 2021
by vcbvn March 17, 2020