Bridgewater State College 

A liberal arts college in Bridgewater, MA that is regionally known as a "teachers college" but, in fact, offers comprehensive curricula in many departments.

BSC has a large commuter population which detracts from an academic atmosphere despite that many of the faculty and staff are highly qualified. A majority of unenthused students fail to take advantage of the plethora of activities and opportunities offered by the college. The remaining minority go on to do fantastic things with their lives while freed of the immense debt incurred by ivy league and private school students.

Many BSC students drink their lives away. The institution, however, offers much more than that.

I'm thrilled I received such a fantastic education (and so many incredible opportunities) at Bridgewater State College and am still graduating with no debt! WHOO!!

Bridgewater State College by BSC Undergrad January 14, 2008

Bates College 

Traditionally teased as being the weakest of the Maine schools, Bates has a real crunchy/ social consciousness /outdoorsy vibe not found at Colby and Bowdoin.

So, dude, you didnt get into Bowdoin? Forget those elitist creeps! You can work with Sommali refugees and wear your Berks at Bates College

Bates College by ctdoc October 11, 2009

your mom goes to college 

does everything have to mean SOMETHING? no, and this is a good example. that's why the phrase is funny; it doesn't mean anything. it's just kip's dry, meaningless humor.

why don't you just come down here and hit me and see what happens...
just as meaningless as your mom goes to college

your mom goes to college by wmucrew September 26, 2006

Bentley College 

Bentley College is a small, private, upper echelon school where students learn the lesson…
“It’s not what you know, it’s who you know”. Bentley College a prime example of a modern, practical, business education with AMAZING networking perks. In Bentley’s freshman dorms, random roommates often become business partners. Students at Bentley have a great opportunity to learn about the accounting rules of LIFO and FIFO in class- but all Bentley students understand that in the business world, deals are made on golf courses and on yachts.

There are two types of students at Bentley College, filthy rich and driven. The two groups often work together; trust fund students provide capital to the hardworking students and before you know it… you find yourself in a SL 55 AMG in San Paulo with a briefcase full of cash ***ahhhh!!!!

Bentley College by Livin' the good life June 27, 2006

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball 

The Phat 5 have produced 3 of the top 4 All-Time leading scorers in NBA history. ( 1 )Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, 38,387 points, ( 2 ) Karl Malone 36, 928 points ( 3 ) Michael Jordan 32,292 points, and ( 4 ) Wilt Chamberlain 31,419 points. Jabbar ( UCLA ), Jordan ( N.Carolina ), and Chamberlain ( Kansas ). Karl Malone is the only one not to win a NBA Championship and the only one not to attend a Phat 5 program. Wilt Chamberlain ( Kansas ) is the only man in NBA history to score 100 points in a NBA game. Michael Jordan ( UNC ) led the NBA in scoring 10 times, a record that may never be broken. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar ( UCLA ) is the only player in NCAA history to win the NCAA Tournament MVP award 3 times.

The Phat 5 players have been major influences in the NBA as players, coaches, and executives. A Phat 5 player who's considered a NBA Lottery pick will have a longer career in the NBA than players who didn't attend a Phat 5 program. Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball by Derrick E. Vaughan April 12, 2005

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball 

Larry Brown ( UNC ) is the only coach to win a NCAA Championship ( Kansas-88 ) and a NBA Championship ( Detroit 2004 ). Coach Brown also guided ( UCLA-80 ) to the NCAA Final game , and the Philadelphia 76ers to the NBA Finals ( 2001 ) with Dunkadelic Hip-Hop Legend Allen Iverson.

Larry Browm pound for pound is one of the greatest coaches in the history of basketball. He is a Phat 5 legend who has played for or coached 3 of the Phat 5 programs. Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball by Derrick E. Vaughan April 16, 2005

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Yeah, uh, Mount Saint Mary's has its ups and downs, but in the long run it kicks more ass then most other schools I've ever been to. So come here, have fun and wake up and do it all again.

water pong kicks ass

Mount Saint Mary's College/University by me April 22, 2005