Primus PU College

A place of no education but of vada pavs and soya sticks.

This so called "Educational institute" will not give you a report card in time and will send you a pdf of the topper's faces instead.

Primus PU College? Ewwww

by CuriousSamurai August 7, 2023

Paul Smith’s College

A college like no other in the heart of the Adirondacks. A very beautiful campus on which almost everyone smokes marijuana and gets drunk on a Friday night.

I’m going off to Paul Smith’s College (pot smoker’s college) for four years.

by coffee_by_the_pot May 30, 2022

mt maria college

the worst place in the world

P1: what school do you go to?
P2: Mt Maria College
P1: I feel so sorry for you

by vcbvn March 17, 2020

Quinebaug Middle College

The downfall of this once promising school is truly saddening. Founded in 2008 of the promise of offering interested students the opportunity to earn an associates degree while still being in high school, has turned into the “reject” school of Windham County. Basically the only people who go here are either autistic kids, pot heads, or social justice warriors. Basically anyone who has gotten expelled from every other school in the Killingly area. On top of that the school is literally crumbling to pieces as numerous amazing teachers have left due to not being paid jack shit by the decrepit organization known as “EASTCONN”. Poor decision making and corrupt business people have turned a once great school into a real shit hole. And it makes me sad to say that I spent all 4 years of my high school there.

Oh you go to “Quinebaug Middle College”,
must be really fucking stupid.

by bigdickdaniel420 March 10, 2022

McKinnon Secondary College

This school is a literal wolf in sheep’s clothing. Voted as Victoria’s no.1 public school, in reality the school is terrible and must be avoided at all cost. During open days, the school takes on a friendly approach. However, as the new coming students are hushed past the school gates, its positive manner is forgotten and the school displays a harsh, cold environment to the students. The school readily allows bullying to get out of hand and prevents students from taking self defensive actions against bullies. A former Year 7 student once reported feeling nauseous after his head was forced into a cupboard and beaten by belts by his peers. The unnamed student then went on to report the incidents but was turned down by the student managers for “lack of evidence” and “we don’t have the resources to investigate.” The authors can also recall an incident where they were rejected from all activities by the entire class and laughed at behind their backs. The intense bullying severely affected their mental health and grades. When questioned by the same teachers who turned to blind eye to the previous bullying, they too dismissed our claims as outlandish and “unlikely to happen in such a privileged school.”

Thomas (tired from bullies): Mom, do I reeeaally have to go to McKinnon Secondary College? I hate it there, kids bully me everyday so much I want to shoot it up if this was America.
Mom: C’mon darling, it can’t be that bad. The principal looked nice, no cap.

Thomas (eye rolls): That’s because he’s putting up a show for the parents, on purpose.

Mom (already brainwashed by the school): How dare you!!! You have no rights! I’m going to spank you now and you’re gonna apologize to the good man Lachlan Noble!
Thomas: 💀

by LeakedUrSecrets September 8, 2023

Trinity College Blakeview

TCB is the absolute shit of all the other Trinity Colleges. We are pretty much the public school of all of them. We aint fancy and we aint prep. We have the early years to year 4's screaming "MIDDLE BELLLLL" and you have them year 5 - 6's who think THEY'RE THE SHIT (when they're not). Then you have them WEIRD ASS YEAR 7's WHO CUT THEIR HATS INTO LITTLE STRIPS AND THINK ITS 'FASHION' LIKE SIR WE AINT THE GHETTO GLUE IT BACK. And the year 8's hang around with the little year 7 THOTS. The year 9's are chill but some are weebs and weird but thats ok. The year 10's are stressed and emotional and gangsta bc they have all these tests going on towards the end of the year. we gang gang. (i ship collions and ford)

You: Trinity College Blakeview is the GOAT. im finna send my kids there homie dog.

by BxbyGirlMaddi November 24, 2020

Meridian Junior College

A now defunct Junior College in Pasir Ris, Singapore that merged with Tampines Junior College to form Tampines Meridian Junior College. Has one of the best looking uniforms in Singapore but has now changed to an ugly-ass white brown uniform. People occasionally confuse the uniforms with Catholic JC. Known for their Football, it’s rumored that many of the football players sign 3-year stints with the College to play for the A Divisions. Usually filled with Victoria JC or ACJC rejects. And also had a school song that sounds like a National Day Song. BORN OF A VISION TO BE THE BEST!

A: eh you from Meridian Junior College ah?
B: ya, why eh?
A: oops. i thought you were from Catholic JC instead

by meridianite August 22, 2021