Christian

Bad and Boujie. A female that knows how to get and keep what she wants, she will be the realest person on your team. A go getter! A keeper. One of a kind!!

Christian is infuckwitable.

Christian by Amazinglee March 13, 2017

christian white 

a shade of white named after all boys named Christian that generally seem to have blonde hair and very fair faces someone with Christian white complexion has an amazing ability to blend in with walls but the downside of this skin shade is that when people like them go to Barbaaaados they need to apply extravagant amounts of sun block or they'll burn. unless they go in Winter, of course. nothing to do with religion in fact many Christians aren't in fact religious many are German or atheists.

What's she?
Oh she's Christian white.
Oh, very white, like the wall.
Exactly!

christian white by Johnny is my name June 16, 2018

Christianity 

Do things for Jesus.

Blame things on the Devil... or Jews depending how hungry you are

-Infomercial: Have you ever fucked up? Try blaming it on the Devil!
-Jesus: "Love thy neighbor" Christianity: *Kills all their neighbors*

-Person 1: "Hey you killed someone! That's bad!" Person 2: "No man it's cool, I'm doing it for Jesus."

Christianity by Ihopethisworksforscrabble December 16, 2018

Christianity 

A cult full of stupid fuckers.

Christianity is a cult, not a religion.

Christianity by devils_lettuce January 10, 2021

Christianity 

A religion so insipidly retarded that a 5 year old could drink a can of alphabet soup and shit out a more believable story than the bible

If it's 2021 and you still want a government based on Christianity, you're a fucking idiot and should seek help

Christianity by redgrave1093 May 26, 2021

HBIT Christian 

An acronym used by affirming and non-affirming churches to describe Homosexual, Bisexual, Intersexual, and Transgender identified Christians.

This Church welcomes HBIT christian members.

HBIT Christian by Bi~Lovely2014 July 6, 2011

Super Christian (SC) 

A christian who's above normal christians.He/she hardly does anything wrong.A true saint.E.g.Pastors .Most people become Super Christians (SC's) after a certain events, like failure.

"That Super Christian (SC) just preached to me about how wrong piracy is."

Super Christian (SC) by Siphothehater August 29, 2016