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Kick the Box

When a person or group of persons places a box that appears to be empty, but acctually contains a large brick or cinderblock, on a sidewalk or commonly traveled place. While you are watching from accross the road, people will pass and kick the box (out of the way, for fun, or because you tell them to) and hurt their foot.
You are playing "Kick the Box" when you are watching people kick the box, not acctually when you kick it yourself. This is common entertainment for college students when they are drunk. Empty thirty pack boxes are commonly used.
Best results are obtained when you are playing near drunk people, in busy areas, or if you place the box directly in the path that people must walk.
What did you do last night?

We sat around, drank a thirty pack on the porch, and played kick the box all night.
by Uncle Brian August 17, 2007
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Box Drop

When a dude is forced to 86 his boxers after what he intended to be a fart turned into something with a bit more substance, namely a shart.

Usually the boxers are shamefully abandoned in bathroom stalls, back alleys or the side of the road.
Dude, I gotta box drop before I start to smell.
by Mandrew the Great February 17, 2009
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Barack-In-The-Box

A novelty toy item released just days after Barack Obama being sworn in as 44th President of the United States. Simply turn a handle on the side of the box, hear the tune "Hail to The Chief", and "POP", there's Barack, a caricature of the new president grinning ear to ear!
Kid 1:
Hey, wanna play with my new Barack-In-The-Box?
Kid 2:
That ain't new, it's just an old Jack-In-A-Box. What did Barack do with Jack? Anyway, let's play!
by MTF January 22, 2009
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dookie box

Term used to refer to a young woman's tight-looking ass, especially if she's wearing tight-fitting jeans. Not generally used in reference to a man, unless the speaker is gay or a redneck female with absolutely no regard for her own reputation.
Joe: "Dude, what are you looking at?"

Steve: "That chick's dookie box, bro. Check it out!"

Joe: "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice."
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 5, 2010
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box hoopie

like the car hoopie, this is a older van that shouldn't be allowed to be driven around or just used as a beater vehicle. not too reliable but still able to be driven around.
hey, did you see that van. it's definately a box hoopie from the old, beat up condition it's in.
by tater-salad November 20, 2009
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Box waffle

(Adjective) You wack off with waffle boxes on your hands.
(Verb) To go masturbate in a fort of waffle boxes.
(Adjective)~ "Dude you are such a box waffle!"
(Verb)~ "After I stiffy pancaked my girlfriend, I am going to box waffle with my friends."
by Mr. Box waffle January 17, 2011
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scissor boxing

aggressive lesbian sex act involving slamming vaginas together.
Melissa needed to stop for ice on the way home, since it was her anniversary and she expected a long night of scissor boxing with her girlfriend.
by Applebee McFridays February 20, 2011
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