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Second Base 

The act of fingering and/or handjob (jerking him off). Some people consider second base to be feeling up too, but that is more or less 1 1/2 bases. The actual base of 2nd is fingering and handjobs. None of that minor stuff, and if you consider feeling up 2nd then you suck and want to pretend you've gone farther than you really have.
We went to 2nd base last night. IT WAS HOT!!!
Second Base by Sexxx August 11, 2005
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When you're settled in a certain position for the foreseeable future; a spot at a festival, in bed, on the park, in the corner of a bar.

Or, if you're old like Jen Nixon, it means "feeling fab". Apparently.
"I'm so fucking based here, I'm never moving again."
Based by ZoeYak September 23, 2015
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baseball - game 

This is not a sport, thats why everone who plays it has little squinty eyes and drools uncontrollably. Was invented as a means of disposing of rotten mangoes.
Wow. look at that little squinty eyed man hit the mango into the field, hes a really good baseball player
baseball - game by frankietherabbit September 6, 2005

Base Smacking 

Where you masterbate and go all the way to the base of the penis
Last night i was base smacking so hard i started to bleed
A handjob performed in a manner in which the giver stays at the base of the receiver's weiner. Usually executed by amateurs in the handjob department, feels about as good as an OTPHJ.
"Bro, you catch a BJ from that chick?"
"Nah man, chick gave me a base job for an hour and a half."
"That sucks bro".
base job by Sinister1985 December 29, 2007
were a girl only wanks off the base the penis.
a man doesn't get as much pleasure as when completely wanked or head/bell wanked.
i couldn't come at all from that hand job, total base wank
base wank by joshuag21 November 30, 2011
A word used by soyboy chud incel betas online in response to hearing an uneducated political statement they agree with.
Example 1
Retard 1: “We need to abolish private property because my Nazi landlord charging me rent isn’t letting me grow my Funko-pop collection.”
Retard 2: “Based.”
Example 2
Retard 3: “The jews control 99.97% of the world’s wealth and are the reason I’m an incel because all females are now gay communists.”
Retard 4: “Based.”
Based by Chuck's Fuck & Suck December 1, 2021