BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)

A BOB is a tool used for sexual pleasure usually shaped like male genitalia. They are obviously battery-operated hence the name and usually contain multiple vibrating functions including but not limited to

-Slow tease
-Paced Quicky
-Black Male Destroying Anal

"I accidently found my mums bob jimmy...it was still wet and moving"
"I can't Wait until I can get some alone time with Bob"

BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)-your moms dildo.

by Loki✌ September 15, 2016

BOB (battery operated boyfriend)

A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.

Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.

by Samthedickslayer September 16, 2016

Baltimore Battering Ram

The act of pushing a penis against a woman's panties until it penetrates, like a Battering Ram.

John preformed a Baltimore Battering Ram on Jackie

by UglyGodAqua January 23, 2017

Sucked Battery

When your battery is low. Or you had open some Apps ,so they stole your battery.

Overreacted Mom: I called you 25 times why you didn't accept

Child: Sorry i was on Snapchat and played some Games so i had a sucked Battery.

by Honeymoon_C January 25, 2017

Brown batting

When one feels frisky in the middle of the night and feels it's an opportune time to fornicate with their mate while in a sleeping state.

If you come into our room you may find us brown batting

by MaggieJayne June 14, 2017

Baby Batter

Def 1: What guys who have never been laid call their cum.

Def 2: A sad, pathetic way to say "jizz".

"Oh yeah, I'm totally gonna let my baby batter out all over her." Fantasized Todd, the overly ambitious virgin.

by €utie¥ootie August 6, 2017

Leaky Battery

Whilst receiving head the girl attempts to deep throat but instead throws up and uses the stomach acid as lubrication.

"Bro, This girl gave a 'leaky battery' last night; I kind of enjoyed it."

by TinyMan1212 August 21, 2017