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Wade joke

A joke that's kind of funny but when you laugh at it you feel like you let yourself and everyone else down
"That was a total Wade joke"
by ILoveKetchup402 January 15, 2025
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joked

when you jerk off and the skin comes off your penis
my girlfriend joked me so hard my skin fell of my penis and now i’m in the hospital
by joked123 January 25, 2025
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The Mayo Joke

Dude *Joseph* literally has a mayo obsession.
Bro *Alex* CANT PUT DOWN THE MAYO!

The Mayo Joke is about Mayonnaise
by BookaTheQueen March 24, 2025
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I was joking

The perfect excuse when you just said something stupid.
Person 1: kill yourself i hope you die a brutal death you serve zero purpose i forgot to mention your bs too
Person 2: holy shit what is wrong with you
Person 1: i was joking
Person 2: sure buddy lmao
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i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
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