Weed Whacking

Beating your meat while you’re high.

Guy 1: “Bro, what were you doing last night?”

Guy 2: “Oh, nothing really. Was just Weed Whacking.”

Guy 3: “We should all go Weed Whack together someday”

by MmRatMan May 26, 2021

weed

noce booty daddy

you are gay smoke weed

by Lamldo December 6, 2019

weed

That sticky icky, green machine, purps for terps herb that you can smoke.

Also a Weed Brand from Southern California with dank nugs, smalls, shake and joints

I went to the dispensary and got some fire weed. I smoked it and ate a weed edible later.

Tom-Hey Man, I like your Weed shirt where did you get it?
Danny- I bought it off Scoresomeweed.com they have dad hats too.

Dispensary talk
Patient:Hi do you carry Weed.
Budtender-yeah a ton! what are you looking for?
Patient- oh just Weed.
Budtender-like indica, sativa, hyrbid, is there a brand you like?
Patient-Weed
Budtender-umm.....
Patient-you know...Weed...buy a pound break it down type of weed.
Budtender-OHHHHH yeah we have ounces, half's and joints!

by weedntokesmoke July 27, 2020

weed pool

A large pile of weed that is shared

(In new Zealand accent) yeah mate, me and the boys had a massive weed pool on the weekend

by That other guy again November 27, 2020

davids weed

bad tasting kind of weed, usually grown outside.

Peter: Ayo bro! I got Davids weed
Andrew: Ew man, I wouldnt even roll this shit for my pig!

by hnusnejvenkac December 30, 2021

Philadelphia weed whack

When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.

I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.

by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024

Weed

weed is a cannabis based substance or maybe it's cannabis itself? let's find out

Weed is good. Weed is intended for inhalation or other kind of ingestion. Weed does not have any side effects. Please consult with the police before you start using Weed. If you have issues with Weed, please call our toll-free number at 1-800-IAM-HIGH.

by Shovel_levohS April 7, 2022