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I here my girlfriend moaning on the bed watching sex so I boult in. I take off my chlothes and get ontop of her. I take off her chlothes and stroke my dick on her pussy. She tells me to be aggresive so I go ham and stuck my head on her cunt. I stick my tounge out and taste her wet pussy. She tells me she wants my dick so i grab her hips and flip her ontop of me. I hold her hips while she rides my dick. She starts moaning telling me it's her first time. I suck on her titties and pull her ontop of me. We here footsteps in the hall but we could'nt stop. I start standing up and we do it on the floor. Her step-sister walkes in.
"Oh shit"
I say as I'm to horny to think,"Wanna join?"
My girlfriend looks a me and blushes.
Her step-sister comes ontop of me and we all get on the bed. I stick my dick in her and suck my girlfriend pussy. I cum inside my girlfriends step-sister. We fall asleep and all wake up the next morning. We fuck before we have to leave. I moved to Brazil with my parents. They tell me they both are pregnant so I tell them to meet me in brazil. Their dad is on a buisness trip to brazil. I see him at the strip club and hes around hes 50's. I take him into the bathroom and fuck him and let him suck my dick. I cum in his mouth and we walk out. I leave to paris.
"Oh shit"
I say as I'm to horny to think,"Wanna join?"
My girlfriend looks a me and blushes.
Her step-sister comes ontop of me and we all get on the bed. I stick my dick in her and suck my girlfriend pussy. I cum inside my girlfriends step-sister. We fall asleep and all wake up the next morning. We fuck before we have to leave. I moved to Brazil with my parents. They tell me they both are pregnant so I tell them to meet me in brazil. Their dad is on a buisness trip to brazil. I see him at the strip club and hes around hes 50's. I take him into the bathroom and fuck him and let him suck my dick. I cum in his mouth and we walk out. I leave to paris.
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