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short king

a man named fil who’s a short king
oh just to let you know i’m a short king
by jesuswith12 January 20, 2024
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Short People manlet gang

A grotesquely gnomish gaggle of ganged-up, overcompensating turbo-manlets who have, in a childish, desperate and doomed attempt at overcoming their crippling manletism, decided to form a midget gang. Once a diminutively dwarfed new recruit has been sexed-into the gang, it is mandatory for him to participate in typical gang activities, for example: tagging up turf by spray-painting garden gnomes at knee height onto garbage cans and pet doors, drinking Tall Boys and huffing Jenkem, prancing around naked except for high heels and assless chaps in their hobbit-hole of a gang hideout while towel snapping each other's posteriors in an effort to toughen themselves up, telling deeply embarrassing tall tales about how they used to be the biggest kid in preschool, injecting themselves with stolen bovine somatotropin in a futile and injudicious bid at escaping their inevitable fate of becoming a prison wife manlet once caught by the law and incarcerated and frantically praying in front of the countless Randy Newman posters adorning the walls of the manlet pit in their hobbit-hole gang hideout while repetitively reciting the lyrics of their favorite song Short People due to their shared obsession with the delusional hope of being blessed with an adult-onset growth spurt by their beloved God and hero Saint Newman.
Jessica: Lol, why are there a bunch of garden gnomes standing on the corner over there? Olivia: It's just a Short People manlet gang. Here, take my magnifying glass and have a closer look. Can you see that they got little hands, little eyes, that they walk around tellin' great big lies? They got little noses and tiny little teeth. Unsurprisingly they wear platform shoes on their nasty, little feet. Jessica: Oh yeah, they got little baby legs and they stand so low - I'd have to pick one of them up just to say hello! Olivia: Well, I don't want no short people 'round here. Jessica: Short people got no reason.
by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024
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National Short Health Day

Actively wishing bad health and a short life to people.
"Happy National Short Health Day! Get worse soon."
by catrasleftkidney October 25, 2022
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Short Stack

Short-stack is a word tall people can use as a nickname for their short bestie. Short-Stacks are always loving and kind and can often take a joke. If this describes your short bestie then they are officially a short stack.
Tall Person: Hey Short Stack
Short Person: what does that mean

Tall person: it means your short but I still love you
by Cactus Kid October 8, 2020
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Short

Sereeena
Someone: aye can you tell me what short is
Someone: sereena
by NotDoc March 5, 2022
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short

being short is getting patted on the head whenever someone passes you and getting remined that your short 30 times a day
"your short"
by CharmsBunny March 20, 2022
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shortness-ness-ness

When u are very short and people keep messing with u being short
stop messing with my shortness-ness-ness🤦🏾 ♀️🙄
by Sa’najah May 27, 2018
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