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Demetrio GQ
The most amazing man. Smart, determined, hard working, thoughtful, caring, DEAD SEXY, tall, funny, sweet, has a smile that will make you melt.....simply irresistible.
Demetrio GQ by Puffin2511 March 21, 2013
Feed Demetri
1. Taking a shit. You are the source of "food", and Demetri is the toilet. This is secretive way to communicate when you want too keep your bathroom use private.
Joshua : There are so many options in this food court, I'm thinkin we go with Panda Express.
Geoffrey : Dude, I'll be back shortly. I'm gonna go feed Demetri then I'll have room for some Beijing Beef.
Example 2
Sara : OMG Rach, those new Nacho Fries from Taco Bell were totally lit.
Rachel : Damn girl, Demetri will be eating well soon.
Example 3
Thomas (in bathroom) (in Russian accent) : EAT DEMETRI EEEEAAAAAT!!!!!
Nicole : What the fuck is he doing in there?
Henry : He's just feeding Demetri, Fireball and Hot Wings always do this to him.
Angie : Yea, the last time this happened, he had to perform Heimlich on Demetri, thankfully we had a plunger.
Geoffrey : Dude, I'll be back shortly. I'm gonna go feed Demetri then I'll have room for some Beijing Beef.
Example 2
Sara : OMG Rach, those new Nacho Fries from Taco Bell were totally lit.
Rachel : Damn girl, Demetri will be eating well soon.
Example 3
Thomas (in bathroom) (in Russian accent) : EAT DEMETRI EEEEAAAAAT!!!!!
Nicole : What the fuck is he doing in there?
Henry : He's just feeding Demetri, Fireball and Hot Wings always do this to him.
Angie : Yea, the last time this happened, he had to perform Heimlich on Demetri, thankfully we had a plunger.
Feed Demetri by BigBunny4482 February 23, 2018
Demetria
A sexy,thicc,and smart girl with a attitude. Who loves people and takes shit from nobody. Super loyal, will never switch up on ya
Demetria
Someone who is so sweet, very big hearted, beautiful, someone who's able to keep a smile on you face just by looking into her bright hazel eyes, a wonderful singer or even her voice all together is just outstanding, plus she got da booty! And she admires music too
Demetria by YOlOSwAg420 May 21, 2015
Demetri Martin
A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness.
"This creature is made of the head of a horse, And the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. This symbolizes me in college."
Demetri Martin by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2005
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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