A Jew who only attends Temple during Hanukkah and Passover. They see this as the only 'mandatory' days to attend. Similar to the Christmas and Easter Christians.
you know Jim, he's a Hanukkah and Passover Jew. Today he's at Temple praying to God and tomorrow he will be eating a huge salami.
by thegeckoj December 4, 2010
Get the Hanukkah and Passover Jewmug. I was at my nephews bahmistsva when I spotted a good looking woman across the room. As I approached I could clearly see she was a jew-whoppa-celt.
by A. jew-whoppa-celt September 3, 2009
Get the Jew-Whoppa-Celtmug. a derogatory term used against people who speak-out against the actions or policies of the government of Israel, Zionists or other Jewish controlled organizations.
by juman December 29, 2008
Get the self-hating Jewmug. by Snipedog22 August 25, 2016
Get the Muddy Jew Harpmug. A group of people of the Jewish religion, that are dead in their village. They were most likely gased or burnt like their past relatives.
by alhdjlhajhd July 30, 2016
Get the Dead Jew Villagemug. Way worse than “ur mom gay, ur granny tranny, ur dad lesbian, ur uncy funky, ur sister mister, ur pap a trap and ur brother mother all combined
Ron: ur dad lesbian
Preston: no u
Ron: ur nephew a jew
Preston: *loads gun and proceeds to the bathroom*
Preston: no u
Ron: ur nephew a jew
Preston: *loads gun and proceeds to the bathroom*
by vseasons May 13, 2018
Get the Ur nephew a jewmug. by aaronisaperson December 5, 2019
Get the National Jew daymug.