Taking a shit

The male version of giving birth.

I'm taking a shit right now.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh April 1, 2024

ebola shits

Suffering from sever diarrhea

After eating that my insides are liquifying and giving me the Ebola shits.

by anonymous March 12, 2021

Shit Weasel

A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel

"That shit looks like a shit weasel."

by DonDsnger December 9, 2016

teaser shit

When you have the urge to have a bowel movement, but when you go to the toilet you can’t go.

I went to the bathroom and experienced a teaser shit!

by Hitman5652 October 23, 2017

Shit sister

I have a shit sister, means to have a sister that's like a stranger to you.

Me: I have a Shit sister
Friend: oh damn want a new one??

by Nellie45 November 22, 2022

shit

something large most animals insects do. most dogs eat. most humans detest.

all beings enjoy

“i just did the fattest shit ever”

“my dog just ate his shit”

“i love shit”

“i cant with your shit”

by emmy…..ou July 5, 2022

Head Ass Shit

The highest level of intellect

“Dang you’re really smart, that’s some Head Ass Shit”

by Nebula2366 September 14, 2020