shut the fucking shit up

“shut the fucking shit up” is a phrase that basically means “shut the fuck up” (refer to shut the fuck up) but with more emphasis on the “fuck” part.

person 1: LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALALALA

person 2: shut the fucking shit up

person 1: >:(

by the real cool amazing person May 21, 2023

i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

tsr (that shit raunchy)

I’m not doing it

-bro u wanna go to the store for me?
-naw bro tsr (that shit raunchy)

by Quar and maj😉 January 4, 2022

Shit the groomer

This sex is so hard that she involuntarily shits, and the defecation creeps up her pubic hair.

I was banging my girlfriend so hard she shit the groomer. She had crap up all and down her pubic hair.

by The Sleeze Disease November 19, 2025

shit curl

1.A pompous looking hairdo which resembles a swirley pile of soft-serve poo.
2.A bicep curl which utilizes a log of shit.

"Look at that rockabilly dufus's shit curl doo"
"Yo bro, I did 106 shit curls today in the gym's bathroom!"

by Shit Curl February 22, 2014

shit lecture

How our teacher talks about something we shall never use in our daily lives; a lecture on how to shit properly

*teacher talking*
My friend: What the fuck is this
Me: Fr
My friend: It's like she's giving us a lecture on how to shit properly
Me and my friend: ...
Me: Shit lecture?
Friend: yea..

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025

Shit for shit

The amount someone doesn’t know when they don’t know nothin.

You don’t know shit for shit, chaz

by ConundrumMusic December 14, 2020