North of 5

North of 5 referring to a member of the opposite sex (generally a woman) that is more than a 5 out of 10 in attractiveness

“Hey bro you should definelty look her up for a hook up she’s north of 5.”

by Monkey-Mike April 18, 2018

in North Korea right now

A phrase added to the end of a jinx to counter the jinx.

-I don't think there will be traffic...
-You jinxed it!
-In North Korea right now.

by Architect of Destruction April 28, 2012

north american lightning rod

go to an open field and strip yourself naked. lay in the grass and wait until your penis gets hard. then you place a piece of metal on/near your balls ( have your nuts at least touching the metal) when a thunderstorm comes be prepared

dude, wanna go to the school's field and get a north american lightning rod?

by CmTx P33p3RM4N June 09, 2009

North Dakotan Surplus

When so many guys shit inside a girl's ass that it comes out of her mouth.

Me and 33 other goons gave her the north dakotan surplus last night.

by magnificentgooglymoogly June 03, 2024

Right up north

Yorkshire way of saying and how to spell it phonetically

Right up north

by March 17, 2022

jake north

Is a big obelisk

You got a Robe styled jake north down there or are you just happy to see me?

by Biskness April 25, 2023

north bloom

nickname for a short person

wow he’s such a north bloom. only 5’2!

by notelbow January 06, 2021