Definitions by Monkey-Mike

NACHOS 

As in not yours mine.

Whose phone is that ringing? “Nachos mine, that’s my phone ringing.”

NACHOS by Monkey-Mike May 27, 2018

TNP 

Top-Notch-Pussy

A derogatory term of art referring to a sissy or girlish display, My brother said “...this guy Craig is a TNP for flaking and not going out tonight.”

TNP by Monkey-Mike May 27, 2018

North of 5 

North of 5 referring to a member of the opposite sex (generally a woman) that is more than a 5 out of 10 in attractiveness

“Hey bro you should definelty look her up for a hook up she’s north of 5.”

North of 5 by Monkey-Mike May 27, 2018

South of 5 

Referring to a person’s attractiveness on a scale of 1 out of 10, they are less then a five

“Your a better man than I am for hooking up, because she was definelty south of 5.”

South of 5 by Monkey-Mike May 27, 2018

JKK 

JKK just kind of kidding when you mean something tongue and cheek, or referring to a partially believed prior statement

Screw everyone at work. JKK

JKK by Monkey-Mike May 27, 2018