log child

Stupid and annoying people in any history, geography, or government class in school.

“Man, that guy is a real log child. He doesn’t even know how to find Africa on a world map!”

by 765oneohtwo March 19, 2022

Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 20, 2023

former child

A slang term akin to the Indonesian phrase "anak kemarin sore", referring to young adults who have little to no experience in navigating adult responsibilities. This term highlights the sense of immaturity or lack of preparedness for adult life.

Alex, at 25, often felt like a former child, struggling with everyday tasks that many of his peers had already mastered.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

Child

The Annoying crackhead I know. Always trying to be good at singing but can't even speak properly

"The Child is asking for weed again"

by Child hater August 31, 2022

Childs

The last name of a god. Credited to the creation of the atom, Donald J. Trump, the universe, women, everything your little mind can think of was created by a person who has the last name, Childs. The men of this family have shlongs your wife wants and the women's bodies only a goddess could have.

Wow, that person has a massive shlong must be a part of the Childs family.

by OG Childs March 9, 2022

Samantha/star child

The absolute most down to earth most sharp , cunning, intellectual stunningly beautiful lady to grace this measly universe with her presence her aura is far too aged and big for this small place yet she so graceful and n modest you wouldn’t know it if ur lucky to interact with this individual she will have dark hair dark eyes n stunning beauty that has no comparison n is the funniest n smartest ever and she always has her other half known to be Anjie anywhere she goes in life their bond is unrefuttable and un breakable

Noun person a goddess thru n thru bombshell ten out of ten watch out
Ex; wish all girls could be a Samantha/star child

by Pdxvixen October 8, 2025

child

The best word to describe everything literally eVERYTHING u call ur parents child ANYONE and EVERYONE child

hello child (to anyone whether they are an adult or not)

by mOusE mAsTEr March 27, 2021