The Osaka Bullet Train

The act of self-pleasure while on a bidet and immediately preceeding climax, one initiates the bidet to spray firmly on the rectum, thus creating a supergasm.
Guy 1: Have you ever been to Japan?
Guy 2: Yes, I experienced The Osaka Bullet Train for the first time there.
by 4guys1house December 29, 2018
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train wreck

A slow but sure halt ending in confusion, especially in music.
The train wreck was probably caused by one of the trombones not noticing the the time signature change.
by Reuel Titus October 21, 2003
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Alaskan Freight Train

When a group of people over 300 pounds line up and have a giant butt orgy
Dude did u see when we walked by that ally those fat asses having an alaskan freight train" "ya it was gross
by turokakaTROK June 12, 2011
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Run a train on me

This is what a promiscuous woman, usually either a breeding bitch or a woman with a slut diagnosis, says when she's at an orgy and there's hordes of guys. It indicates that she wants a train, or line of men, to fuck her.
"Ohlawd, there's like 60 guys at this party, but only 6 girls...RUN A TRAIN ON ME, guys!!!"
by lolconservative September 26, 2016
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Southwestern Train Wreck

When two penises smash head on so hard that they collapse from the shaft down
Them boys dun' did a Southwestern Train Wreck. Now they've dun' got themselves de-railed!
by Doabarreroll February 21, 2014
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Run a train on me

"Please run a train on me."
"Okay."
*VVVVVV HSSSSSSSSS WHOO WHOOO PUFF PUFF PUFF SCREEE*
by Runatrainonme September 26, 2016
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Falling off the train

When one person loses their train of thought multiply times during conversation because they fried their brain doing too many drugs. Also falling off the train in life resulting in not fulfilling their full potential.
You asked me that twice already, you really need to take better care of yourself because your falling off the train.
by Catirandafly October 15, 2016
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