Tittieboobs 

Yet another colloquialism for breasts. Used mainly by teens trying to be silly.

OMG! She had the nicest tittieboobs evar!

Tittieboobs by ThaBigCheesy September 2, 2010

Titty Slam 

When a girl squeezes her titties together and slams them on your face.

This bitch Monica gave me one of the worst titty slams of my life while we were fucking.
I still came on them though.

Titty Slam by iwenttojailonce April 13, 2012

Titanic Turd 

A longer than usual turd that breaks in half on its way down.

Dude, i just backed out a massive titanic turd.

Titanic Turd by kungfumermaid March 3, 2015

Tittybong 

Noun; a water pipe used primarily for inhaling marijuana, that is placed in between a woman’s cleavage, while someone else inhales smoke from the bong.

Hey Crystal, come over here and press your tits together around the stem of bong so I can take a tittybong hit!

Tittybong by Leigh5280 May 13, 2018

Titanic submersible

Off brand Xbox controller activated death box in a tin can for rich people.

As if there hasn't been enough people dying from the titanic.

Also look up "titanic submersible memes" they are hilarious

Wanna go die in a titanic submersible?

Titanic submersible by kw13cheer June 22, 2023

Titanic Moment 

Similar to how people don’t realize that Jack and Rose from the Titanic movie aren’t based on real people, a moment of realization that shocks you to your core which is also pretty common knowledge.

“Bro I had a crazy realization the other day when I found out the stripper pole spins not the stripper”

‘Dude what a Titanic moment’

“Yeah man I never fuckin knew! How crazy’”
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“What’s your Titanic moment?”

‘For the longest time I thought people from the past saw in black and white’

“You didn’t know that?? That’s one hell of a Titanic moment”

Titanic Moment by titanic_luvah69 October 24, 2023

trombone titties 

Titties that look like a trombone. They are long, skinny, and fanned out at the nipple.

That girl has trombone titties.

trombone titties by KennyMel April 29, 2014