Mindless Self Indulgence 

1) The definition of Television.

2) A kick ass band.

1) "Yo, Im gonna go watch some t.v." "That shits mindless self indulgence, dawg."

2) "Hey! Who wants to go to the MSI concert with me in two months?!?!"

Mindless Self Indulgence by Emily, Yeah? March 28, 2008

Reverse self-injury 

Reverse self-injury is the act of using self-injury, to reach out to another self-injurer and show them how much they are hurting themselves and others.

I am a cutter, when my best friend caught me. He used reverse self-injury, he took my razor and cut himself for every new cut i had did. It was crazy but now i feel how he felt when i cut myself.

Reverse self-injury by xXxEmoxBiatchxXx July 22, 2009

To Thine Own Self be Bleu Burger

A burger served with bleu cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the To Thine Own Self be Bleu Burger, you should try it!"

To Thine Own Self be Bleu Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Higher self 

Higher self is a term associated with multiple belief systems, but its basic premise describes an eternal, omnipotent, conscious, and intelligent being, who is one's real self. Blavatsky formally defined the higher self as "Atma the inseparable ray of the Universe and one self. It is the God above, more than within, us". Each and every individual has a Higher self.1

Don't want to be like anyone but my higher self... Who wants to be like someone else you need help

Higher self by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019

Touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self 

The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.

LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!

Touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self by KKK Here to Stay! May 31, 2011

note to self 

Verbal comment underlining a topic arising from what has occurred in a conversation or activity. Usually meant to be funny, and probably self directed to defuse an embarrassing situation.

Taken from the habit of people using a recording device to make notes not directly involved with the subject.

A:"So, how did your day go?"
B:"Lousy! I just want to go straight to sleep tonight . . . "
A:"Oh, ok, honey. Note to self: Go and put out the candles in the bedroom."

note to self by D F Stuckey July 9, 2004

Internet self-retardation 

The act of knowingly talking stupid while chatting on the internet. Usually in an attempt to sound cute or random.

Person 1: O HAI HOW ARE YEW?!

Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.

Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!

Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.

Internet self-retardation by hillbillybiskit August 5, 2008