When your getting sucked off you say close your eyes and then you pull out of there mouth and stick a cactus in
by Surprise giver March 23, 2021
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The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!
by Bobby Basinger November 20, 2019
Get the Matt Mcdonald Surprise mug.When a lick to the face turns into a scratch.
When you come in hot but they come in hotter.
When you feel feisty and ready to pounce regardless of the gender.
When you come in hot but they come in hotter.
When you feel feisty and ready to pounce regardless of the gender.
Kyle: “I saw a baddie across the bar and went up to say hi.”
Nick: “Bro, what did you say?”
Kyle: “nothing, I went in for a lick, but they went in for the scratch.”
Nick: “Dude, you got the Rainbow Kitten Surprise”
Nick: “Bro, what did you say?”
Kyle: “nothing, I went in for a lick, but they went in for the scratch.”
Nick: “Dude, you got the Rainbow Kitten Surprise”
by Word Flirt October 7, 2025
Get the Rainbow Kitten Surprise mug.Shitting diarrhea (skat) on your partner while performing coitus in the doggy style position. When they backup to witness and wipe the horror off them, you kick them in the groin and complete your defecation on them while they lay in the fetal position. Surprise!
That bitch DRB pulled a skattake surprise on her cheatin' man! Heard the dude had to change the carpet after that!
by LRockDub20 June 29, 2021
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When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.
by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019
Get the surprise potato mug.A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab and hung around to bullshit with their friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the non-tipper to tell them the legend of if you blow on one’s asshole, one is unable to shit. With that, the patron calls shenanigans and asks the server/bar tender to prove it. Without hesitation, the server has the cheap bastard lie on their back on the bar/a table/the floor, pulls down her pants to expose her balloon knot, then has the scumbag blow a sweet breeze. Upon the wind hitting the chocolate star, she releases an extrusion of warm soft-served shitty logs onto the mother fucker’s face.
Yo, the other night I hung out with a buddy at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass coworker with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn’t tip the bar tender. He then hung around like Epstein in a jail cell. Eventually the bar tender told him THE legend and as expected, he didn’t believe it and asked her to prove it. So, she gave him the blown surprise and released Thursdays meatloaf all over his face. It was epic!
by Bobby the Bug Man October 5, 2020
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Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 10, 2016
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