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Noun. A word used to describe a person who only lives with one viewpoint and ignores all counter arguments. This one viewpoint is usually a traditional view of only straight relationships being normal and not understanding why people adopt. They also don't understand how certain pathogens are spread.
Person 1: 'Bro why do some boys like other boys and want to adopt thats weird bro what if they catch aids bro'
Person 2: 'Stop being such a Ryan dumbass.'
Ryan by ScrotumMaster84 August 16, 2025
A guy way funnier than Elly
Ryan will forever be more funny than Elly.
Ryan by Ryanisfunny August 26, 2025
Ryan is the cutest human being ever. He has GREAT HAIR, and great eyes. He is also the sweetest human being literally ever. Ryan is a guy that seems like he might not be thinking about you but he does.
Friend- "Omg who's the cute new guy?"
Me- "...Oh that's ryan :)" *major heart eyes*
Honestly, a super sweet guy. Kind, considerate, careful and loving, you will not find anything better than this guy. His smile is brilliant and dorky, his laugh excites everyone around him and his sense of humor is awesome. He loves to give hugs and to receive affection. Will not give up on someone and treats everyone with the respect they deserve. A lovable dork to say the least, Ryan is a wonderful guy all around. I could go on forever about how his touch is calming or how voice is soothing or how he is my reason to wake up every morning. He's got a great head on his shoulders and it's important to note that he can also be a bit vulgar, but it's all part of the fun.
"Hey, have you talked to Ryan :) recently?"
"Yeah! He's so hot!"
Ryan, funny, but kind of a dark side. He will also be sarcastic and has a lot of friends! He will be very athletic and loves one sport. He is kind, and you want one in your life because he is a good person all around.
Yup, that’s a Ryan!
Ryan! by Theaterkid09 May 14, 2021
Ryan is a really cool guy

hes the most based person in the world and very nice
he is also super epuic
yo you like ryan_ you cool
Ryan_ by EpicGamerCooolbro August 13, 2022