Gym Membership Card

The one thing that you still have from when you were optimistic about being fit, but now lives alone on your desk. The only thing that no matter what, you can't promise to use.

Woah, you got a Gym Membership Card?

Yeah, probably not gonna use it though.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025

credit carding it

When one firmly grabs a towel with both hands on the north and south ends and vigorously dries his gooch and nuts.

Dude, I turned the corner in the locker room at the gym and this old guy was straight credit carding it.

by Simonsez9 March 31, 2015

Uno Reverse Card

The worst nightmare of No U

Me: Hey, look there's a zombie behind you!
Some random dude that's a complete bitch: No U
Me: Uno Reverse Card
Some random dude that's a complete bitch: Gets turned into a zombie then I kill him and the other zombie.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 8, 2024

card trick

When you run a playing card through your crack then give somebody the business with it.

Greg: I gave my girlfriend the card trick when she fell asleep last night. She was mad, it woke her up out of a dead sleep when I waved it under her nose. She deserved it though.

by cut the cards August 3, 2022

card person

Someone who takes great pride in writing thoughtful cards.

Oh, that's why you were stressing out about the card. I forgot, you're a card person."

by BoopBeeeeep February 17, 2022

card scraper

to scrape a card

person 1: What is she doing?
person 2: I don't know, I think she's a card scraper
person 4: What is that?
person 2: to scrape a card
person 4 and 1: Oh
All: *Incest ensues*

by Zimbaycoleo October 24, 2020