While two girls are Tribbing against each other, one of them squirts inside her partner. But during the process, finds out she has spider powers, so her squirt was essentially a bunch of impact webs, sticking each other together; web stapler
person 1: i think im going to...
person 2: oh yeah
pesron 1: *shhhhhhhhhhhh
person 2: ummm
person 1: that was fun
(both of them attempt to leave)
person 1: why can't i move
person 2: i believe we're in what's called a web stapler
both: *laughs
person 2: oh yeah
pesron 1: *shhhhhhhhhhhh
person 2: ummm
person 1: that was fun
(both of them attempt to leave)
person 1: why can't i move
person 2: i believe we're in what's called a web stapler
both: *laughs
by Zimbaycoleo December 08, 2020
pejorative term meaning "(of an animal) to comment on or explain something to a human in a condescending, overconfident, and often inaccurate or oversimplified manner".
by Zimbaycoleo December 06, 2020
When someone is called a 5head, they're usually really smart. The idea is that big foreheads = more brain = bigger smart.
by Zimbaycoleo December 08, 2020
person 1: What is she doing?
person 2: I don't know, I think she's a card scraper
person 4: What is that?
person 2: to scrape a card
person 4 and 1: Oh
All: *Incest ensues*
person 2: I don't know, I think she's a card scraper
person 4: What is that?
person 2: to scrape a card
person 4 and 1: Oh
All: *Incest ensues*
by Zimbaycoleo October 24, 2020
When trying to spell break, but make a typo and end up with "breake", so the person you're messengaing suddenly starts mocking you for it, you can say "this is a real world, search it up", and it will end up on urban dictionary!
person 1: misstypes break; "breake"
person 2: hahaha you stupid, you dont' know how to spell lol
person 1: I actually spelt it right just in another way, search it up!
pesron 2: omg you're right, why did i ever doubt you im sorry im going to apologise now!
person 2: hahaha you stupid, you dont' know how to spell lol
person 1: I actually spelt it right just in another way, search it up!
pesron 2: omg you're right, why did i ever doubt you im sorry im going to apologise now!
by Zimbaycoleo March 26, 2021