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Jerk

The only reasonable comeback to being called bitch.
Dean: Bitch.

Sam: Jerk.
by Supernatural/MarvelNerd November 2, 2020
mugGet the Jerkmug.

drive-by jerk off

Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.

When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.

Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.

DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.

DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!

(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
by zetazetaram May 31, 2016
mugGet the drive-by jerk offmug.

jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.
I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.
by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014
mugGet the jerking off with happinessmug.

Jerk Hole

A jerk hole is a hole it where jerks are held. Created by Matpat in 2018 during a Gtlive live stream
Matpat- DON'T BE A JERK HOLE

Me - (enter name here) was being a jerk hole to me
by slLLIttle Gasy Boi May 7, 2018
mugGet the Jerk Holemug.

Just Jerking January

such as Destroy Dick December. but CHANGES...

every hour the clock ticks is a fap...

like...
12. 12 FAPS
1. 1 FAP
2. 2 FAPS.
etc...

This demonstrates how are gods created.
Just btw if you didn't fap at example 2 pm you should fap 2 extra times at 3 pm
A. Did you try DDD?
B. Hell Yeah! and also i'll reinforce it in Just Jerking January
C. oh boy... may god be with you
by meh12558 December 3, 2018
mugGet the Just Jerking Januarymug.

bro jerk

When you jerk of together with your bro. It's not gay when you say "No homo".
Sometimes this ends up as a bro job.
Bro1: I'm feeling so horny right now.
Bro2: What about a bro jerk?
Bro1: Good idea, let's get started.
by zehsgzdhe63727 August 28, 2023
mugGet the bro jerkmug.

Jerk

A person who jerks you around pretending to give two shits about you but only cares for him or herself.

Will reject you instantly if their ego is put in check but grovels for forgiveness later when their need for attention is low.

People with low self esteem or who hate themselves and attention bomb unsuspecting people into liking them but can not ever live up to the standards they so admire on you! They grow irritated for never aspiring or achieving those standards they hold on a pedestal—like the standards you possess and are dumb downing yourself associating with this jerk!

Achieves little but laughs at those trying.

Thinks of him/ herself as gods gift to human kind and acts as though they are not living with their parent at 45 years old.

Makes fun of others constantly putting people down for values they hold dear and Targets mistakes you make around them: say for instance, making fun of people wearing sagging pants as a fashion, but walks around with less than a plumbers crack with whitey tidies that say Bob Barker!! OR Laughs at people working at the circus trying to make ends meet while tripping over his old ass shoes because he refuses to bend over to tie them!! Some how “those shoes are way beneath him” ! They are in fact beneath you, but that does not correlate with the idiom and stumbling against people because you think its their fault stumbling into you blaming the walkway is to small!! It’s because YOU are to lazy to tie your shoes, you stupid JERK!!
Adam will jerk you around pretending to give a damn only to laugh at you because you’re the inside joke! …I.e. dumbass
by Existential RTNF May 12, 2024
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