mexican apb 

all points bulletin in california flashed on freeway signs

freeway was jammed because of a mexican apb, amber alert, brown alert, beaner alert, mexican alert its all the same.

mexican apb by itichie_nocanpoo June 12, 2006

Mexican Icicles

This requires a mexican girl with long gooch hair. SO basically this is where you cum on the bitches gooch hair and allow time to harden.

That mexican icicles are like hair gel for the gooch.

Mexican Icicles by CURT BITCH October 8, 2006

Mexican Piñata 

When you put hot sauce on your penis and have sex with a women giving birth.

I was at the ER last night and gave some chick a Mexican Piñata.

Mexican Piñata by hornstar1964 July 30, 2009

Mexican pony ride 

You go to the dog pound and pick up the sexiest and largest dog they got. Then bring it home and vaseline its poop chute up and rape it.

I got laid off at work and was feeling down so I invited some friends over for a Mexican Pony ride.

Mexican pony ride by Impure Client October 2, 2009

Mexican Mud Slide 

Taking a crap on your partners face, then "sliding" back and forth smearing it into every crevasse. While wearing a sombrero.

Mexican Mud Slide
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Mexican Mud Slide by Japo Jones January 2, 2009

mexican banana split 

When a woman defecates in an another woman's chest while wearing a g-string or a thong. The feces that lands in the woman's chest usually splits in to two pieces.

When I was in Mexico, I witness this gorgeous woman give a Mexican Banana Split. It was amazing... There was stress show in the receiver's face.

mexican banana split by jaws November 1, 2006

Mexican Burrito 

A Mexican Burrito is when you are having anal sex and the chick shits on your dick, making your dick all shitty. You then give her a shit stache, literally.. you give her a mustache with the shit on your dick.

Santiago: "ay senor i just gave anita a mexican burrito!"

Perijo: "oy good job comrade!"

Mexican Burrito by Nima/Tk/Jette/Sawyer December 15, 2008