man taco 

when a guy pulls his dick and balls back between his legs (forming a basket of fruit behind him) and then putting his legs together to simulate the look of a vagina.

Also called a mangina

"I thought I was gonna bust a gut when that wack job in Silence of the Lambs danced in front of the mirror admiring his man taco."

man taco by pseudonym September 18, 2004

man flowers 

When a man goes to his girlfriend's place of residence, traditionally flowers are brought. Vice versa, when women visit men at home, man flowers are what men love to recieve. Man flowers are a 6-pack of beer, or some form of alcohol

"Hey hun i brought you some man flowers!"
"What kind? Forget-me-shots?"
"No! I brought Mangaleias!"

man flowers by Profius March 29, 2008

man ass 

A thing or place that smells like a man's ass

That locker room smells like man ass.

man ass by Mrs. WAG January 10, 2009

man-activated air bags

A woman who thrusts her breasts out like a cheap Korean prostitute whenever a guy talks to her.

"I can't help it,every time a man talks to me,they shoot out like man activated air bags."

man-activated air bags by Anonymous November 6, 2002

man unicorn 

More rare than a female unicorn… All-female unicorns search for this rare man who is part powerful and part too good looking to look at. Male unicorns are most famous for their incredible kissing abilities and ability to attract any unicorn they so desire.

Well that Andrew sure is a man unicorn… I am so jealous.

man unicorn by Alhgator April 19, 2017

Man Time 

Any period of time spent in the company of fellow men which involves manly activities. It is only man time if two requirements are fulfilled: 1. You are with other men (no sissys or douchebags) 2. You are doing things that men do.

Mantime includes but is not limited to: fishing, hunting, cooking steaks, getting drunk and punching girls in the stomach, watching sports, killing a cow with your bare hands and eating it, shopping at canadian tire or any local hardware store, wondering around high on drugs and alcohol, extracting your own bullet from your flesh, making a fire with no supplies. hunting grizzly bears with your hands, shark fishing with nothing but a spear, chopping wood then using it to build a hut, making repairs and improvements to your demolition derby car

1. "Hey Dave what are you doing?". "Nothing." "Man Time in 15 minutes?" "Fucking Eh"

2. "Lets head to Canadian Tire and get the ball rolling on this man time. I need a new knife, gun, and fishing rod"

3. "Hold my angus steak while I show this 10 foot grizzly bear what man time is all about."

Man Time by Canadianmahfucka June 22, 2010

man-flu 

When a man suffers from a minor illness, typically a cold, but complains of severe symptoms, such as severe pain and nausea, they are said to be suffereing from man-flu. The female perspective is typically that the afflicted man is suffering from attention-seeking behaviour, or that men have a lower pain threshold because they aren't designed to give birth. The male perspective is that actually it does hurt, and I will have another cup of hot chocolate thank-you.

Woman: "Jack's been off work for 3 days with what he reckons is that H5N1 killer flu, but I had it last week and it's was only a cold, so I think he's just got man-flu."

man-flu by Cornelius1729 September 1, 2006