Early Nut

When your having sex & the guy cums quick
Her ass was so big i bust a early nut
by tydag0d8 February 07, 2019
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Bloop Nut

Having to urinate so intensely that your testicles feel the same pain as when experiencing "blue balls"
by Jessejames February 24, 2012
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gum nut

When you receive a blow job from an elderly man or woman, because they have no teeth their gums will rub on your penis and when you ejaculate (nut) it is called a gum nut.

Gum nuts are also little objects that fall off gum trees commonly found throughout Australia.
Oi Hazza your grandma gave me the best gum nut every last night, I think I'm in love.

Look at all these gum nuts that fell out of this tree bro.
by Cute Pencil Case October 24, 2018
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Ghost Nut

The ghost nut is all that green stuff on the skulls in Sea of Thieves y'know? Like it's all up in the head of the high level boys and up in the nose and the eyes and sometimes in the sky when there is a large concentration of nut like during skeleton forts. You take the ghost nut and sell it to the order of souls who's prime goal it is to use the nut for maximum gain, be it for personal consumption which can also be done be a player if the have a high enough reputation. They also get the nut all up in they cloth and the ship so they can flaunt they collected nut.
Boy, I wonder what the order of souls is doing with all that ghost nut!
by Ghost Nut Collector February 18, 2021
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nut oyster

male ejaculation. esp. thick type that has a tendency to stick to chins, headboards and homeless people.
Mr Hank passed out from drinking too much colt 45 so we decided itd be fun to slap a nut oyster on his eyes for a morning treat.
by Anonymous October 15, 2003
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crack a nut

Man 1: "Wow, that stripper's lap dance actually made me crack a nut!"
Man 2: "I need to go there more often..."
by Nutcracker March 17, 2014
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That Green Nut

Part of Walmart's Great Value arsenal of fine food products, in this instance packaged to resemble pistachio ice cream. Goes well in a bowl, waffle cone, or sprinkled liberally with Shrek and The Hulk references.
"Hey, I'm trying to make sure we have everything for the party. Which ice cream do you think Fiona would prefer?"
"Oh, she's a huge fan of That Green Nut."
by Thickicka September 03, 2018
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