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human flesh market

an online store only a select few people can access. they sell all types of goods such as organs, flesh, bones, alive captives, and many more items. these items are quite pricey, but all is worth.
hey, i just bought some liver for dinner, it’s from the human flesh market.
by drippystickycum October 15, 2019
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human nugget

A super-nugget (of the backpack variety), dressed in the owners' clothes, that was so life-like that it resembled a sleeping human and scared the smelly stuff out of two hapless fools.
"Sweet mother of all that is good and pure, it's not him...IT'S A HUMAN NUGGET!"
by Lil' C July 15, 2003
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humans

Primary adversary of the katywampus birddog

Derogatory term used by those with limited mental capacity to insult others by failing to recognize them as individuals (often used to bolster their own self image)
If the humans around here would do things like I say we'd be makin' money
by Scott T December 25, 2008
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human cow

noun. when someone weighs more than a cow and a pig combine. they eat more than a cow in a single sitting. Also, when they hide behind a newspaper eating 3 mixing bowls of apple cinnamon oatmeal in one sitting.
Mino : did you see that human cow over there?
Pinto: yeah! i saw it grazing over by the oatmeal aisle
Mino: Damn! and i need to buy me some before the human cow eats it all
by Motorola_Queen January 23, 2008
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humanist

Years ago, moronic atheists finally came to the conclusion that everybody hates them. So they made another attempt to relabel themselves hoping that people would overlook their unjustified sense of self-superiority, moral cowardice, and complete irrational garbage.
"Ha, you believe in God? We humanists are smarter than you because we think we are just going to rot in a hole in the ground and that the universe just appeared on it's own one day."

"And that is smart because...?"

"Uh... gay pride?"

"God have mercy on these morons..."
by KingLampshade May 18, 2009
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human

A mammal that lives all over the world, going to officers and carrying out buisnesses in large areas of the world. It's natural habitat is a big city but some prefer to live in a jungle.
natural habitat-its natural habitat is that large looking cities made up of cement and other materials. There are strange looking things that they use to transport. Humans mostly like to live in tropical rain cities but some like to live in deserts and rain forests. godzilla is the major enemy of the humans.
food:-its an multicultural omnivore.
population:-humans are found mostly in groups, gangs, cabinets etc.
sexual behaviour:-the female human, a woman and a male human (man) lives together for about 40 to 80 years maximum normally ,and is capable of giving birth to babies. In order to find a partner, both female and male attract each other. Unlike in dogs, the female human ass is sexy for all the animals and there had been few cases where female humans devoloped sex relationships between other animals. The reason for such an relation ship (according to scientists) is that the male reproductive organs are sometimes very small and not impressive. How ever humans have devoloped many stages of having sex but most efforts were made after immitating other animals like their pet dog. If one look at the dog and the human ,the dogs lick both human and dog legs. Now dogs like to lick human legs and rejects the female dog legs. This is a very tight situation that female dogs have to face over female human invaders.
baby humans- they are called children.
relationships with other animals- humans are like other animals but animals get very exited when they see sexy female humans letting their legs to be licked. It is very hard for an elephant to keep its trunk out of female humans tits and they at once put the trunk and the female humans seem to like it.
the dog always sleep near the human couple to get horny and that is one reason you find domestic dogs with larger cocks than normal. humans are very sexy, and dogs in the other hand are not so sexy but they make use of cute little human females who let dogs to do what ever they like.
by Yehan January 5, 2006
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Human Tetris

A fun Game that More than 5 people can play in a tent what fits only 3.
Me and Rich Who are Human Start dancing like the objects out of Tetris and are freind Tish Not Glitch or Tich Videos it!!!Lol!!! Human Tetris
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