Tried To Eat The Joint

being so baked that you or your bro tries to eat the joint by accident.

You: ...I just tried to eat the joint man...
Bro: Ahahaha mannn... You are so cut off.

by Kappa San November 1, 2009

Eat my chicken

Fuck off or screw you

Go to hell

I've had enough

Jeff: you're such a loser
Tim: eat my chicken

by Eatmychicken October 3, 2016

Eat your kneecaps

When one falls from a great height (presumingly in a video game) and "eats shit" with a knee to face connection.

Also commonly:
Ate my kneecaps
Ate your kneecaps
Eat my kneecaps

I was playing COD4 with you yesterday and watched you eat your kneecaps

by Chief Netic January 13, 2014

Eat da booty

You lick the asshole like you would the vagina

Daniel likes to eat da booty when Laura is bent over

by DannyleehasabogD January 30, 2017

I eat dick

When u eat big dick

I eat dick

by I eat duck February 29, 2020

eat shit and die

Usually said when really pissed off.

Say it, then beat the person the fuck up.

"Eat shit and die!" Johnny said as he ran over and beat the shit out of the queer nerd.

by Mike February 8, 2004

lesbian eating out

For a woman to eat out another woman it feels awesome

1st make sure your naked and are both wet then finger her then wipe ur fingers on her breasts then sit on her breasts do what u want
Next suck her out still on her breast and lick away

Janet and I love lesbian eating out

by totall sexpert August 25, 2014