Cock-block

Anyone or anything that gets in the way of you getting some. The cock-block can be male,female, or inanimate. Many cock-blocks can't get any themselves so they try to stop somebody else. If they ain't scorin' nobody's scorin'. No scene is too embarassing in their undying quest to prevent your action. If your buddy's a cockblock don't bring him or her.

1. My old boss, Bob is such a cock-block. He won't let any of us guys chat with the female employees.

2. My car was a cock-block. It broke down on my way to the party so I couldn't go and possibly hook-up. I had to wait for the tow-truck to come and tow me home.

by DennisIsEvil April 12, 2006

Dropping Cock

To hit on biddies.

I was dropping cock on all those biddies last night at Jon's party.

Watch me go drop some cock on these biddies.

Dude! I'm droppin cock like there is no tomorrow over here!

by JohnMox December 21, 2010

Cock Fraud

Misrepresenting penis size, either by "packing" pants, or just by lying.

After he took his pants off, she knew she was the victim of cock fraud.

by Notcam March 14, 2003

cock shock

being in shock of the size of your partner's cock the first time you see it.

the second I pulled it out my girl was cock shocked

by m0n1ng September 14, 2009

Cock Whisperer

Someone who is able to conquer copious amounts of cock without shame.

"Damn Gina! If I didn't know better, I'd say are the cock whisperer herself!

by Snaptastical January 12, 2008

cock suck

a person that sucks a mans cock for enjoyment

Kacey sucks Toms cock all the time!

by ? August 22, 2003

Alarm Cock

1)Waking up someone ,usually sleeping next to you ,by inserting your penis (morning wood) into any part of their body including but not limited to, vagina, mouth or anus. 2) waking up your significant other by placing your hard cock(erect penis) on their back or a few light slaps to their face.

Your significant other says " I love waking up to your alarm cock so much better than the buzzer on my alarm clock "

by Morning Woody November 30, 2015