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slap bacon

You slap bacon last night with that hoe?
by Pretty Gang March 7, 2015
mugGet the slap baconmug.
(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary to said point of view.

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2014
mugGet the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug.

baconic

A branch of electronic art, usually in the form of digital painting, that draws inspiration from the works of the 20th century artist, Francis Bacon.
The painting is sublime, powerful and baconic.
by CubistScarborough March 11, 2016
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bacon goodness

a quality due to something edible that can bring one closest to a state of nirvana, most commonly achieved with bacon
I want a singular milkshake that has the bacon goodness that can only be rivaled by 68 slices of bacon. Don't you?
by molemanners June 1, 2010
mugGet the bacon goodnessmug.

long bacon

Person 1: Hey where’d you get that long bacon?
Person 2: The long bacon store
by UR_L0C4L_4L03_V3R4 February 19, 2025
mugGet the long baconmug.

Framed with Bacon

To be extremely awesome. Based off of an image which shows Joss Whedon playing D&D with the Golden Girls in a pub in a D&D-like world, an image which is, both literally and by this definition, framed with bacon.
Person1: Holy shit! Look at this picture!

Person2: Oh My God! Is that Pirate-Ninja-Jesus riding a Zombie Unicorn?
Person1: It sure as shit is!
Person2: That is totally Framed with Bacon!

Alternately

Person2: Oh My God! It's Pirate-Ninja-Jesus riding a Zombie-Unicorn... Framed with Bacon!!!
by Chashmonit December 24, 2010
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alley bacon

Bacon that you find in an alley and subsequently consume despite warnings from your better judgment.
The only time Carla had bad bacon was when she ate alley bacon. It was salty, had gristly fat, and was of questionable authenticity.
by JiveMasterT June 5, 2013
mugGet the alley baconmug.

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