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Jimmy Ration

Jimmy Ration is such a sexy black man with huge applicated nostrils and combined rations that forged his willy that was said to be 30.7 inch long falling short to Alistair the sexiest guy who has a 83.79 inch long schlong like oh my god so hot. But Jimmy's square foreskin is made of apples and curry powder who likes men underneath his trampoline
Gut 1: "I love Rations"

The Jimmy Ration: "I am Rations"
*Breaks balls into 7 orbs*
by SpinierShark March 26, 2022
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Jimmy

Jimmy is a quiet guy at first but once you get to know him he’s a angry Brit he loves to jerk his turkey and can open you like a crow bar in your sleep
Jimmy stop jerking your turkey
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Jimmy

A highly attractivee person. Someone who is caring, loving and will always be there for you. any girl would be lucky to be dating a jimmy. also very sexy and erotic. You'll easily fall in love with his personality.
"I wish i could find myself a jimmy, because all other guys are jerks"
by Urban Dictionary Development November 25, 2018
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Jimmy

A beautiful guy who knows everyone and is friends with conner Aidan and Fernando and there are really really cool kids.
Jimmy is very very nice
by iehhbfhfbhejibbl May 26, 2021
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Jimmy

Jimmy is the guy of your dreams. He's super smart but won't admit it, and everybody knows him for it. He's not that tall and doesn't talk a lot. He LOVES turtles and origami. Once you get him talking about something, he won't stop until he notices he's the only one talking, since usually, he isn't at all. He isn't athletic or that hot but is the sweetest guy you know.
I'm so glad I met Jimmy. He's so smart but so cute.
by Nova Auckland November 27, 2021
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Jimmy

An extremely muscular, handsome, veiny, and successful animal
WOW! That animal is very intelligent and muscular. That is SO Jimmy!
by 69fan2021 September 10, 2021
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Flipping Your Jimmy

(V.) The act of wasting time or not paying attention.
Hey stop flipping your Jimmy and get over here
by Faye Valenitne June 5, 2014
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