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Triple S

(SSS; Shit, Shower, Shave)

The act of shitting, showering, and shaving in one trip to the bathroom, resulting in peak refreshment.
Friend 1: “What took you so long in the bathroom?”

Friend 2: “I just pulled a Triple S and it felt so good.”
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Triple threat

The girls were all jealous because Natalie was a triple threat and the guys were drawn to her beauty, intelligence, and charming personality.
by Sapiosexual Triple Threat June 27, 2019
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Triple

Kenzie was being triple today!
by Sarah Ashley Ziehm May 8, 2021
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Triple H

When a woman performs fellatio on a man, then spits his semen into the air in a fine mist.
After she finished giving me dome, my girl raised up, and proceeded to Triple H my nut into the air!
by HUNTERHURSTHEMSLEY October 11, 2019
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Triple Milkshake Deluxe

The process of masturbating during an earthquake while having a seizure subsequently, thus performing the Triple Milkshake Deluxe.
Bob: "There's an earthquake, perfect time for a Triple Milkshake Deluxe! John, quickly drop into a seizure and masturbate! "
by T1ts March 23, 2022
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triple shot mixer

Same as a double shot mixer but with period blood thrown in. So as well as cumming in each other's mouths it's done when a woman has her period, then they kiss to mix all three fluids and swallow.
Kev and I tried a triple shot mixer. It was better than a double shot mixer because my blood made it taste more metallic.
by Natalie Milf September 27, 2018
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telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma February 17, 2013
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