I eat dick

When u eat big dick
I eat dick
by I eat duck March 01, 2020
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i eat pants

It means u eat pants idiot
by Mr Fuckboy November 26, 2019
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Tried To Eat The Joint

being so baked that you or your bro tries to eat the joint by accident.
You: ...I just tried to eat the joint man...
Bro: Ahahaha mannn... You are so cut off.
by Kappa San November 01, 2009
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EAT MY DUMP

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Eat my dump!!

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Eat your kneecaps

When one falls from a great height (presumingly in a video game) and "eats shit" with a knee to face connection.

Also commonly:
Ate my kneecaps
Ate your kneecaps
Eat my kneecaps
I was playing COD4 with you yesterday and watched you eat your kneecaps
by Chief Netic January 13, 2014
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Eat da booty

You lick the asshole like you would the vagina
Daniel likes to eat da booty when Laura is bent over
by DannyleehasabogD January 30, 2017
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eat shit and die

Usually said when really pissed off.

Say it, then beat the person the fuck up.
"Eat shit and die!" Johnny said as he ran over and beat the shit out of the queer nerd.
by Mike February 08, 2004
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