Masturbating without touching your hand to your penis. Dry jerking is usually performed through pants and/or underwear using the hand closest to the direction one’s penis curves/points to. If you are circumcised, you can dry jerk by turning your hand face down, wrap it around your penis through the clothing, and move back and forth as you would when you masturbate. If you are uncircumcised, you can dry jerk the same way or by lightly squeezing near the head of the penis in your palm, which also moves the foreskin back and forth, and if you pair it with the thumb of your squeezing hand near the base of your shaft, you will have a very pleasurable experience.
Scenario 1: This internet chick is giving me the biggest hard-on right now. I don’t wanna have to wash my hands later, so I’ll have a dry jerk.
Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.
Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.
by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020
Get the dry jerkmug. It is similar to poisoning the well. An act of claiming a good thing for the sake of owning it and ruining the fun for everyone else.
Person 1: The guy who copyrighted the Happy Birthday song was an ass.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.
by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020
Get the jerking in the punch-bowlmug. by cobracrazy487 January 24, 2025
Get the Circle Jerkmug. by Banana12Child December 9, 2019
Get the Tear jerkmug. Jerk jousting is when you and a friend with a penis take off all your clothes and get an erection and run at each other until your penis' clash.
by MrSyde December 18, 2019
Get the Jerk Joustingmug. by Eggg1031 April 1, 2024
Get the jerk off in someonemug. 