Jerk meat

by Cumchef September 26, 2023
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Horror jerk

Jerking off to a Benadryl induced hallucination whilst wearing a condom.
by God12231234 March 15, 2024
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Am i the jerk?

The youtube channel that most frequently posts about drama, cheating, karens, and being punched beacuse they are rich; could also be a question asked to if they cid something bad
1. Have have you seen that channel” Am i the jerk?” channel its so cool!
2. Am i the jerk? for hitting my mom?
by Retro sukist December 25, 2022
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Hotline Jerk

The act of jerking off or masturbating while talking to a lovely voice over a prostitution hotline. This may be done only while the phone is on speaker for maximum pleasure.
Mom get the fuck out of my room,!I am trying to execute the hotline jerk!
by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 13, 2017
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Walkin Jerk

When you walk around and jerk your dick off in public!
Yo... just saw a walkin jerk on queen west bruv! Intense look he had in his eye I felt for his dick!
by Uncle Sam’s Kitchen April 15, 2019
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wizard jerking

the sexual act of dressing an old homeless person and giving the a hand job, then letting them cum in a jar that is then emptied into a cauldron and mixed with different types of herbs. then the concoction is given to the same homeless person as a drink without telling him how it was made
"did you hear about the mass wizard jerking incident!? it was insane!"
by Serbian crab March 14, 2024
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Winged Jerks

A seagull, a widely populous bird that ultimately survives on the dregs of society. They are often heard complaining bitterly in a fight for a deep fried potato chunk.

The winged jerk is the aquatic equivalent of a racist pigeon and are known to harass beach goers but also spend alot of time chilling at the dump.
Bloke 1: Jeez whats all that noise from
Bloke 2: Just some winged jerks fighting for a chip
by TheOxford May 19, 2011
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